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Golden

[ً @raresblvd]

lives were changed. the world shifted. history was made.

[MonitorX @MonitorX99800]

🇺🇸⚡- "You’re the least qualified FBI Director in history."

Patel: "That’s false."

"I didn’t ask you a question."

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Their response is valid given almost all of modern history.

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[lee. @domolys]

She said “Get a load of this guy” lmaoo

[Papi Jae @_PapiJae_]

Keep ya kids at home. This is for grown folks

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Get it together.

[Greeze @DeeGreezy]

My momma really needed that chicken thawed.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

looking for a sign and i think i found one

[derek 2 on the beach @reindeereks]

almost just said "keep it moving diva" to a pigeon

[Mia @miasonyae]

No we didn’t crackhead