I hereby declare myself the first natural born Emperor of America
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Unlike my predecessor Emperor Norton, I was born in the same town as Cutco knives!
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Politicians everywhere: “Crime is skyrocketing! The other side is to blame! Vote for me!”
Actual data: “Violent crime & property crime dropped precipitously this year. In every category, including murder (-26.4%), rape (-25.7%), robbery (-17.8%), & property crime (-15.1%).”