Jason Murray

Twitter is my personal journal enjoyed by 0.4 people around the globe.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

What kind of watch craftsman would misspell Trump? The kind that also creates boner honey

[Cav Senpai @cavannastan]

Keep the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he's about to tap the screen, load an ad and shift everything down half an inch.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

I miss Chris Farley every day. Check out his Yankees sketch while on SNL. I’m crying

[Kenzie Reeves @ItsKenzieReeves]

Making a dick hard is so satisfying.
You give it some love and care and get to see it grow so big and strong 🥹

It’s like a lil houseplant 😍

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when we didn’t know what our baseball cards were worth …

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Just saw a bunch of high school cross country runners outside. They never run more than across town. Bunch of bullshit and whatnot.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

That one post that shows up at the top of the timeline for 0.6 seconds before it refreshes and disappears forever

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Pure joy.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Tom Petty talks about how he wrote The Waiting. Pretty fascinating shit. Man, I miss this dude.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

*NBA player breathes on Draymond Green*

Draymond:

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Alright, kids, football’s over and you’ve got school tomorrow. I’m Mike Wallace, eat shit.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Cooter. And some mechanic.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

🇺🇸Makes me physically sick to think that Jesus Christ never got to fire a gun🇺🇸

[Jason Murray @JasonBoydMurray]

# 2 favorite film of all time

[Jason Murray @JasonBoydMurray]

@Jordan_Morris It’s always Cotton Candy Day!!
Um,..daddies

[Jason Murray @JasonBoydMurray]

@soogz1 Welp just bought the OF

[Bright Eyes @brighteyesband]

Tonight! Bright Eyes with Special Guests @CursiveTheBand & Neva Dinova at @CainsBallroom in Tulsa. Doors at 6pm. See you there!