Jason Carden

Probably not the next NBA star

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

Have you heard about the awesome giveaways Whole Latte Love is doing? Help me win this one for the Rocket Appartamento in Walnut! https://t.co/KO9lWwprgn

[Whole Latte Love @wholelattelove]

If you like the #Gaggia Classic Pro and are interested in taking it to the next level, the Classic Prestige bundles a number of terrific accessories that enhance both the look of the machine and its performance: https://t.co/t9zcYamDzY

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@jsamlachowsky3 My wife used it. Felt fine in 2 days 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@stoolpresidente @stoolpresidente you can have the naming rights to the master-suite addition on my house if you fund it

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

Hey @elonmusk how do I go about getting one of those sick spaceX laptops?

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@CollinStobart8 Yeah, and the hardest part to think about is: even if training were perfect...would this guy have followed it? What is the answer to this problem? You can’t just ask people if they are awful racists on a job application. Makes my head spin

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@CollinStobart8 Inadequately trained (at minimum*) is 100% correct. No training in the history of training has ever said “put knee on neck, especially after the person being detained has already been cuffed and is no longer a threat”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jim Krasinski reunited The Office cast for a superfan couple's virtual wedding.

The result was fantastic.

https://t.co/XUp1gbe2G7

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@elonmusk when you get to Texas hmu, I know all the breakfast taco spots

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@mkdeezy3 @NCAA It’s the beginning of the end

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@jsamlachowsky3 I thought “economic intercourse” was illegal in most states

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@JimmyButler I haven’t gotten mine yet. You send it to the right address?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jimmy Butler sent portable basketball hoops to his teammates and coaches so they can get shots up during the NBA hiatus, per @HeraldSports

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@_KyleJacobson @NFL_DovKleiman @MarcMalusis “Our old WR1 complained about not getting enough looks. Let’s bring in a guy with the same complaints, and an even bigger ego”

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@mkdeezy3 @Mound_Pat12 I would almost switch the matchup and put Timmy on Kareem. Longer and quicker. Let Shaq shove Hakeem out of the paint and back to the bench

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

@jchris194 It is a WILD ride

[Jason Carden @Jasoncarden11]

90% of Halloween costumes are gonna be some form of Joe Exotic this year