Jason Elm

Creative Director. Writer. Cyclist. Recyclist. Gamer. Evel Kneivel fan and former bodyguard of @TheKevinButler.

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Whoever started the phrase “I have the receipts” probably shopped at CVS a lot.

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

@IGN By the time it comes out I’ll be too old to play it 😅

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

For decades, only Chiefs fans liked the Chiefs because they were so bad. Now only Chiefs fans like the Chiefs because they’re so good.

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Hey @CoorsLight you should remake the #wingman commercial with @PatrickMahomes and @tkelce I know a guy.... https://t.co/uIaDgzom6g

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

100 percent on point @KyleBrandt describing the @Chiefs win to "Hulk Hogan shaking the rope" 🤣

[Good Morning Football @gmfb]

The #Chiefs did it again and @KyleBrandt explains why this is his favorite team of the Kansas City dynasty! 

Hour 1 of the #GMFB podcast is here: https://t.co/2FEnnIWBvp

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Heard this conversation in my head as I read it. 🤣

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Gen Z is the Mecha-Godzilla created by Gen X to exact revenge on millennials.

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

What’s the over/under on how much longer X, the platform formerly known as Twitter will be called “X, the platform formerly known as Twitter” by every single journalist?

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

I'm riding 550 miles to raise money for the City of Hope. Cancer is a bastard thief who steals our lives and our loved ones -- our teachers, artists and geniuses. Please support #fireflieswest Learn more and donate here 👉 - https://t.co/wyRTTbwTpF

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Last night I did something very dangerous. The Kars-4-Kids commercial came on and I didn’t mute it.

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

My favorite tweet of 2023 so far...

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏

—YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Patrick Mahomes throws TDs like you throw a towel into the bin on your way out of the locker room.

[NFL @NFL]

Mahomes magic! 🪄

📺: #KCvsDEN on CBS
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/TzmdzbFm9o

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

@kylemooney was this u at SFO this morning?

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Once Elon Musk buys #Ticketmaster I’m sure this will all be sorted out. 👍 #TicketmasterIsOverParty #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Dude with the "Older brother's wacky friend from a 90's sitcom" vibe.

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

“Sorry I’m late, I was cooking dinner for my kids.”
“Oh? How old are they?”
“20 and 21.”
“They don’t cook their own dinner?”
“Nah, they’re modern kids.”

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

All these crypto ads on the #Superbowl #adbowl

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Sorry, I just don’t believe that @lindsaylohan works out at #planetfitness. Shatner however? Totes. #sbads #SuperBowl

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

I want @TheRock to introduce my next client Zoom meeting. #unstoppable #adbowl

[Jason Elm @JasonElm]

Prediction for 2022: Andy Cohen will be barfing into one of those Planet Fitness hats by 1:00am. #CNNNYE