@SwiftOnSecurity@sama And instead we just made like 200 of the worst people ever to walk this earth incredibly rich and powerful.
But I can yell at my phone and make it write humorous haikus on demand and my mom can get an endless stream of fake sloth pictures so I guess it all worked out.
Dante: hey Virgil. Should I keep going through this dark wood
Virgil: Absolutely. Your struggles to find your Beatrice aren't just valid - they're important. In fact Beatrice is waiting for you up in heaven; but cool it, loverboy. You might have to go through hell to get there.
@Steven_Hyden I much prefer to listen to a band or record that sounds interesting after reading a review vs having to try and remember that artist or record a week or two later (when I definitely will not remember that record exists).
@AccidentalCISO I'm just over social media in general due to _current events_. It largely does not bring me happiness and thus, I jettison it for sanity's sake.
@timinbrum Don't report to the CFO, you will always be viewed as a cost center. You're insurance. They will treat you as such. Report to the CEO or CTO if you can, and be in a place that values the skills a security team can provide, allow you to expand into new areas, and supports you.
@RottenInDenmark The atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki destroyed ~40% of homes/buildings there. Israel has destroyed 60% of all homes in Gaza. It's completely insane to defend this.
There’s a Kenyan proverb, often used when someone is being loudly ignorant, that goes something like this… “Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty”