Jason Powell

Professionally socially distancing since the 1970's.

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@SwiftOnSecurity @sama And instead we just made like 200 of the worst people ever to walk this earth incredibly rich and powerful.

But I can yell at my phone and make it write humorous haikus on demand and my mom can get an endless stream of fake sloth pictures so I guess it all worked out.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Dante: hey Virgil. Should I keep going through this dark wood

Virgil: Absolutely. Your struggles to find your Beatrice aren't just valid - they're important. In fact Beatrice is waiting for you up in heaven; but cool it, loverboy. You might have to go through hell to get there.

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@Steven_Hyden I much prefer to listen to a band or record that sounds interesting after reading a review vs having to try and remember that artist or record a week or two later (when I definitely will not remember that record exists).

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@GergelyOrosz but but but mah trillions of dollars of investment is now somehow going to dematerialize!

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@AccidentalCISO I'm just over social media in general due to _current events_. It largely does not bring me happiness and thus, I jettison it for sanity's sake.

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@uuallan @BennLiska This is exciting! Can't wait to read it!

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@timinbrum Don't report to the CFO, you will always be viewed as a cost center. You're insurance. They will treat you as such. Report to the CEO or CTO if you can, and be in a place that values the skills a security team can provide, allow you to expand into new areas, and supports you.

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@lamlux @wkyc Omg dude

[Nick Manes @nickrmanes]

Me when I turn 42

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@RottenInDenmark https://t.co/sAcxrSBz44

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@RottenInDenmark The atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki destroyed ~40% of homes/buildings there. Israel has destroyed 60% of all homes in Gaza. It's completely insane to defend this.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

normal horse, france, 14th century

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

Looks like my wife got her work bonus.

[Jason Powell @jasonepowell]

@The6millionPman @calor_gas_terry Sure, if still avail! Twitter handle + gmail if that works. Many thanks!

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

choose your fighter

[g0m.bsky.social @g0m]

If you are no longer deriving enjoyment from your hobbies and activities that could be an early symptom that your hobbies and activities suck ass

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

There’s a Kenyan proverb, often used when someone is being loudly ignorant, that goes something like this… “Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty”