Jason “Holderness” Bourne

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

Sunday wasn’t enough so it’s about to be the laziest Monday oat

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

I strive to be like the most interesting man in the world #gofordos

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

Bama fans think being affluent is an insult

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This guy is probably stressed because he had to buy floor seats for Ella Langley AND Brantley Gilbert, all the kids want new Parke sweatshirts, and the dues at Vestavia Country Club are set to go from junior to full membership next month.

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@tBooze71 I’ll at least give him some credit for being consistent

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

If a dude uses a tote bag instead of a backpack I’m instantly assuming he’s gay

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

WAR DAMN EAGLEEEEEEEEEEE

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

Gameplan today is to get drunk. Let’s execute

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

8 inch inseams have me feeling like a baller from the 2000s #laundryday

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

We all got at least one buddy who will only involve himself in things that allow him to flirt with foids

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

@gopis4retards Relax pal

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

Holly Rowe waddling on to the field to see how she can make things about her #fridge

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Never heard Herbstreit be as biased as he is towards bama tn #doingtricksonit

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Florida as soon as I put US currency on them

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E dawg asking for gifts on tiktok live is a sad sight #mcqueenisfading

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

Let me put yall on this cover by Eric Church real quick

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

@TheRealDickTric Will Hogan beats her in 5

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Yeah bro everyone here wants to hear loud rap from your shitbox truck while you go inside #fag #acisoutback

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

Let’s get the boys goin #chopon

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

Someone beat some sense into this fag

[Jason “Holderness” Bourne @JasonHolderness]

@papafaton69 He got to the postseason and turned into Ha Seong Kim