Jason Kassies

this is where I make not so subtle sub-tweets about people who don't follow me on Twitter

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

This lamp was in every single household in the 90’s

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

@taylorswift13 It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon.

[Jason Kassies @JasonKassies]

@jowilliams293 free speech and having a venue not host your event is not the same thing...

[Jason Kassies @JasonKassies]

@benlammers_ Been skating at the Highschool this week, met your dad there a few times 😂

[Jason Kassies @JasonKassies]

You know you smoke to much when you read it as "The Wizard of Ounce"

[Jason Kassies @JasonKassies]

#Navalny got sentenced to 3.5 years for violating probation when he was moved to a German hospital, while in a coma.
He is serving his sentence in an Uranium mining and processing plant... But the prisoners don't actually work with the uranium anymore.... 'supposedly'

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Lawrence Sonntag @SirLarr]

I always wondered what the modern equivalent of book burning looked like

[Jason Kassies @JasonKassies]

Just like the moon landing, the clitoris is a made up government conspiracy
#changemymind

[Jason Kassies @JasonKassies]

@WRPSToday Whoever designed this survey did a terrible job. The formating and consistentsey of this webpage is atrocious, if you want community feedback you have to make it accessable and simple for everyone, and this is far from it.

The content is good, it just doesn't look or work well

[Strife @Strife212]

I installed Crysis 3 on my graphics card!

I used some VRAMdrive software called GPU Ram Drive, made a 15GB NTFS partition on the GPU, then installed Crysis 3 on it

At 4K very high settings get good fps and the game loads very fast - GPU-Z reports total VRAM use 20434MB

[Strife @Strife212]

You when someone tells you they installed a game on their graphics card: "That's not really how it works, you install it on your hard drive, here let me se... oh my god what the fuck is this"

[Mason @Mason_Complains]

“Man these edibles are ass, I’m gonna take some more”

10 minutes later:

[Jason Kassies @JasonKassies]

The fact that it takes me over an hour to watch and understand a 20 mins math lecture proves that all lectures (especially math) should be recorded and posted for all students to access regardless of a global pandemic

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.