Jason Kenney's Diary

Dear Diary, its me, Jason Kenney. its been a rough go.. let me tell you about it

its a parody account Matt..

[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
Deciding who lives and dies sounds hard, but, a couple shots of jamesons and a nice relaxing vacation to Europe, and you get over it pretty quickly.
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,

Why would I want to talk to her anyways? First off, she's a female so.. yuck. Secondly, she's gonna wreck my party and province.. that was MY job, not hers!
So yea, I'm gonna sulk, I'm allowed to... my mom said so
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
i truly was going to quit but when i saw Shandro bawling & running away, i realized i had to stay.. he's so sensitive and he's the only one who calls me 'premier' with that special tone in his voice.. i couldn't walk just away from that..
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
i'm heartbroken. i praised Putin publicily on his chasing/jailing of disgusting enviro activists (blech..seriously, who cares about the planet when you could care about oil!), and he still sanctioned me!?
No Christmas card for him this year
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
Deciding who lives and dies sounds hard, but, a couple shots of jamesons and a nice relaxing vacation to Europe, and you get over it pretty quickly.
J
#JasonKenneysDiary #ableg #covid19AB

[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
JT/Singh pisses me off SO MUCH!
Working together...ugh so gross.. so canadians get better dental health & pharma. wtf! Such bullshit. I'm sticking to my principals, working for my donors only cause who gives a shit about the peasants. Yuck
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,

People are saying that me forcing my staff through guilt and shame to take days off to campaign for my leadership review smells of 'desperation'..
Jokes on them, cause Harrison and Brock say it smells sweet and they can't get enough of it
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary

NOT the BJ i wanted.... sigh

J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,

On this international women's day, i want to express my sincere, ultimate, unending, ever gratefulness to the person keeping those females (ew).. in line in Alberta..
Thank you Ron Orr. Best minister of women ever!
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,

I'll take innocent people dying ALL DAY long if it helps my O&G buddies make more money...
I didn't care during Covid, why would I care over Ukraine?
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
Today reminded me of how much I LOVED the 80's! No, not the music or the fashion trends..it was the joy of working to ensure dying gay men were not allowed to see their loved ones.. ahh sweet sweet memories.. it was the best of times!
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
Well, it happened again.. that sick old radical extremist stopped by last night..
Let me tell you what happened..
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Twas two days before Christmas, and all through the Skypalace,
Jameson bottles lay empty along with a heavy stench of malice

[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

And I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight...
'Merry Christmas to all, except Jason Kenney, that disgraceful parasite'

Sigh.. I hate Christmas so much
J
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[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

Dear diary,
Well, it happened again.. that sick old radical extremist stopped by last night..
Let me tell you what happened..
#ableg #JasonKenneysDiary

Twas two days before Christmas, and all through the Skypalace,
Jameson bottles lay empty along with a heavy stench of malice

[Jason Kenney's Diary @JasonKDiary]

'You'll never change and you'll never learn,
you're content to sit and watch the province burn'
He picked up the reins while flipping me the bird, and yelled loudly,
'HEY everyone.. Jason Kenney is a TURD!'