Jason Majewski

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@JayMewes Dutch rudder!

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Just watched 9 to 5 on my @AlaskaAir flight to Oregon. Like Animal House and Fast Times, it ends with a “Where Are They Now” update pre-credits. These were some of my favorite childhood movies - and the reason why Mallrats ends with a “Where Are They Now.”

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@ThatKevinSmith @AlaskaAir At least your not "too fat to fly" this time. Well maybe fat with a PH

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Friends & folks I work with have been sending thoughtful Get Well baskets since I got home. But @DisneyChannel just won the prize for funniest gift when they sent these cookies. Last week I was telling them a certain percentage of people I meet always call me @KevinJames. So...

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@BrianCOHalloran I hope @ThatKevinSmith didnt suck any dicks on the way home from the hospital

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@TellEmSteveDave One of my favorite tesd stories were one of the first the neighbor a neighbor b beef

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@luckiestmichael @ComicBookMenAMC @rosariodawson @BrianCOHalloran @The_SecretStash @ThatKevinSmith You realize its a mallrats reference right? Lol

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@ComicBookMenAMC @rosariodawson @BrianCOHalloran @The_SecretStash @ThatKevinSmith Why does walt look like a date rapist?

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@ThatKevinSmith Try not to suck any dick on the home from the hospital. #37

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@ThatKevinSmith Don't you mean vagetarian kev? Poor Jen.

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@ThatKevinSmith How soon before you start banging again?

[Jennifer Schwalbach Smith @JenSchwalbach]

With our deepest gratitude, THANK YOU all for your outpouring of concern & love for our @ThatKevinSmith. Harley Quinn & I were so overwhelmingly touched by your supportive kindness for our family. It was a close call, but KEV'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE! XO

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

Hey im making an Italian dinner for my potential new main squeeze who enjoys wine and need your advice as to what would really go good with said meal. @mjkeenan

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground!

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@JimGaffigan If they arm Catholic School Nuns it would be Nuns With Guns! #EnoughIsEnough

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

So if we're arming school teachers including Catholic schools does that mean...NUNS WITH GUNS???

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

Ride The Bud Lightning #ClassicRockBeverages @PhunPhactory

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

#NewProfilePic

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

@JayMewes @ScoobyDoo @ThatKevinSmith DUTCH RUDDER!!! Plz explain how that goes.

[Jason Majewski @JasonMajewski69]

Is it weird that when my ex wife is walking it sounds like a hobo blowing on a milk jug #hugewhore @SarahKSilverman