Jason Bennett

Beard enthusiast. Cat fancier. Opinions are my own.

[PC Philanthropy @PcPhilanthropy]

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[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

There was something so satisfying knowing all my data was put back together.

I miss defragging.

[Jason Bennett @jasonmbennett]

Teachers everywhere are cursing google for the popcorn game today.

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/sYihjONoTZ

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I heard this burd.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Praying mantis eating a cockroach like it's a hamburger.

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@stickermule @ortmanBACON

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

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[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

kabosu will live on forever in our hearts ❤️

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A sister and brother's lifelong bond inspired this family business : Shots - Health News

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[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Had to make a pilgrimage to the Chicago Rat Hole

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@TEBTSWrapUpShow Trick or Treat!

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I’m a Clever Champ! https://t.co/G6xSbswdtm @clever

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📢 Parenting tip: Don’t let your kids start a rock collection. It will never be interesting to them and it will never stop growing.

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I’d pay an extra $5 per month if Apple Music would stop recommending album after album of ambient sleep music where the album cover is generic waves.

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I love that Bit-O-Honey rebranded and you can’t find anything about it online. The company hasn’t even updated their website. This new bee is awesome.

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Tempting.

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Panicking because I woke up hearing muffled voices coming from downstairs. Relieved to find is just cat snoring.

[Jason Bennett @jasonmbennett]

If you grew up in the 80s/90s, do you have a memory of going to @Arbys *once* with your entire family because your parents had a coupon. The coupon was not valid and your dad got irate and caused a scene at the register. You never went back to Arby’s as a family ever again. ??