Jaymac

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@ToonTakeover_ Was your record signing Woltemade (more expensive than Spurs record signing before this window) better business?

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@1874Gazette The most profitable club in the Premier League era spending some of its profit. Would it be fairer if clubs with unlimited oil billions could have unlimited spending?

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@HumzaYousaf Should he have been exempt from media scrutiny because he was black?

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@narindertweets @SkyNews So because of his race his lies shouldn’t be exposed

[Smirkley @Smirkley]

Last update:

>be Jason Arday
>claim diagnosed autistic at 3
>claim non-verbal until 11
>claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign by yourself
>claim couldn't read until 18, still leave school w/ two GCSEs
>claim you joined the pro snooker tour at 10, a year before you could speak
>claim you won so much at snooker your mom thought you were dealing drugs
>have the sport's database show just one amateur event, many years later, w/ zero prize money
>claim football academy & a pro career
>have Crystal Palace say no record
>have the real record show tier eight
>claim to have been on Seven Up, a series that first tracked 7 year olds as they grew up
>have it first air 28 years before you were actually seven years-old
>have BBC say you weren't on it, since you're not a time traveller
>claim youths at a bus stop beat you into a weeks-long coma
>claim you heard medics tell your parents to switch off life support
>claim you begged the judge to spare them
>claim they turned up years later as your students, hug them, become godfather to one's child
>claim 30 marathons in 35 days in 2010, the last nine on a broken leg swollen to twice its size
>add an epileptic fit in later tellings
>tell local paper you raised more than £100,000 since you were 17
>claim running 600 miles in six days as your final challenge, when the men's record is 650
>claim it came at the same time as a stroke
>have no race time on record anywhere, because why bother
>have nobody in the ultra world ever hear of you
>hand in a PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student's 2009 thesis
>have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, including her copy-editing errors
>match a second PhD & two published papers on top
>claim you did it in 2.5 years, working full time, w/ a brain tumor
>claim the tumor was cut out 2 weeks before the viva
>claim a stroke after the surgery
>claim you turned up & remembered nothing at all
>claim one supervision meeting in the whole doctorate
>get the PhD anyway
>publish a paper claiming focus groups w/ 32 black & minority students
>have the quotes match an epidemiologist's quotes
>have structure follow his too
>lift quotes into other papers & pass them off as interviews you conducted
>get a correction, not a retraction b/c well. . . .
>delete 18 of the 31 quotes
>get full chair at Glasgow
>tell TEDx crowd you've raised over £5m by age 36
>claim you were once watched a teacher tell a boy who wanted to be a concert pianist to aim lower
>retell sort in 2021 w/ the boy as a would-be astrophysicist
>retell it again in 2023 as your own & experience & open a Ch 4 film w/ it
>be youngest black prof in 900 years, and at Cambridge
>get BBC radio series on loneliness
>claim 70% of Brits live below the breadline
>be voted number 1 in the Disability Power 100
>collect honorary degrees from Solent, Anglia Ruskin, St Mary's, Westminster & London South Bank
>say you raised millions for 70+ charities
>claim a Palgrave book called Being Young, Black, and Male
>have Palgrave say it was never published
>claim water points built for WaterAid across SA & Africa
>have WaterAid webpage titled "Why we don't send volunteers abroad"
>list yourself as a visiting prof at Glasgow
>have Glasgow say “nope”
>list yourself as a visiting pro at Ohio State's Office of DEI
>have no record and have that office turn out to have shut in 2025
>have Birkbeck say no record of your master's
>have Nelson Mandela U say the adjunct post ended
>get a second paper corrected 2024
>tell a funeral directors' convention in New Orleans the ultras raised £5m alone, but no record again
>be named on more than $10m in UKRI & NIHR grants
>write to a minister claiming knife threats, assault, spitting, rape, & death threats, plus bananas, bullets, corrosive substances, & mutilated animals
>photograph none of it for some odd reason!
>claim a masked man w/ a knife cornered you in the faculty twice
>show up on no CCTV either time
>tell nobody AT THE TIME

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@narindertweets Your shameless race baiting over a mans suicide wil pay for your next holiday

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@gloryglorytott Don’t get me wrong. I think our squad is still mid table quality but it has been improved

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@IanSZNian Andy Sinton

[DS @DorkSirjur]

We open going way back with an OG at a legendary promotion, 35 years ago:

This is @GROOVERIDERDJ @ Helter Skelter, Milwaukees 1991

A fantastic rip of an OG rinsing out early rave. Quality set all round. Get on it below. Tracklist in comments.

Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight.

👇🔥👇

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@markgoldbridge Not remember when Utd used to raid other clubs to sign their best players and pay them higher wages

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@DorsiaOnaFriday Spending years in the championship is why Villa aren’t in a financial position to hold onto their best players

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@narindertweets @johnathanj644 @Jas_Athwal Pretty sure the police didn’t arrest the dying victim and ignore their cries telling them they have been stabbed?

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@Neccccy Never paid tax in their lives

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@benonwine A patriotic leader that would of put a stop to immigrants turning Britain into a third world nation

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@benonwine Putting northerners first will cost you your job

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@narindertweets @elonmusk Yet your happy to make a living by race baiting on his platform

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@HEISENSPURS_ Fanbase are reluctant to sell a young player with potential that could turn out to be a great player. With Spurs history of signings it’s not likely but there is always that chance

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@jrgtrrzz @pippinchap If a leader like Thatcher was running the country we wouldn’t have to put barriers around Christmas markets

[Jaymac @JasonMc022]

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice Your lack of football knowledge summed up in one tweet