Jason McBride

Made from 100% Real Human. Est. 1994

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

Considering adding “Look for us in the soup aisle!” In my email signature

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

Being able to know which strawberries at the grocery won’t get moldy in two days is a life skill I’ll never be able to master

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

@amyrousselot Idk if you accept fungi but Candida Auris is my favorite yeast cause it’s gonna kill us all and there’s nothing we can do to stop it short of burning down hospitals👌🏼🙏🏼🤌🏼😀

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

Headed back to Guadalupe Canyon today, where ⁦@DHSgov⁩ ripped through pristine mountainsides & critical habitat for endangered species to build Trump’s wall.

Stopping wall construction in places like this is not enough. We need to heal & restore all that’s been destroyed.

[DEI Fridays @munemoji]

For anyone confused about the GameStop thing here’s a quick explanation: GameStop is a store where you can buy or sell games

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

So, market manipulation by federal reserve pumping $ into failing banks & corporations is okay. But Reddit users rallying GameStop is wrong and must be regulated? The entire stock market is disconnected from reality. Funny how quickly the financial press cries for hedge funds.

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Happy Sunday everybody 😁

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

This dude really thinks the Paris Accord is something the citizens of Paris voted on I’m dead 😂😭

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

@DJackOnTrack Sir that is against the first amendment

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

People from Texas don’t laugh like we do they yell “Remember the lmao”

[Jason Kint @jason_kint]

Wow. Highly recommend taking 7 minutes away from watching Congress. The British news media perfectly captured today close-up. May all US media request to re-air this. It’s already packaged, impactful and brings clarity to the day. @ReliableSources

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

@PenelopePeril “But wait it’s actually both sides and I don’t support violence but let me also explain why I think storming the capitol was more justified etc etc etc...”

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

Lol

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

I keep seeing people say things like “this is what happens when you try to take our rights away!” And in the same breath suggest that BLM was not justified.

The cognitive dissonance... man.

[Jason McBride @JasonMcB2]

Why does it feel like November was yesterday but August was 3 years ago

[MastaMunsta💀🎃👻🐈‍⬛️ @MunstaMasta]

Holy fucking shit