Jason Sohm

Comedian

[Jason Sohm @JasonSohm]

@Suzzy0310 This thread has me very grateful for my ex-wife. I know that sounds kinda weird, but when we had our divorce the one thing we agreed on was that our children came first and there would be no world where we weren't equal parents.

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@joncoopertweets 34

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@BigRedCeltTT "We're going back to when Orcs were just dumb warriors! You think Gnomes can have a Strength 18???? Not in my fantasy world!"

- Elon probably

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@skittle624 Surely, you can't be serious

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@MAGACult2 Heeeeyyyy

As an alcoholic, could you not lump me in with these smooth brained idiots?

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@TTercjak I'm sure they'll have all their friends in Mexi......

Nevermind.

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@MidwestHook @JTTheBrick @je_elrick Ehhhhhhh if they just paid me way more than other people who do my job, I'd probably stick it out.

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@VoteDNA Nah he's that dude in Rohan that had poisoned the King to be his puppet. Sauron suggests fear.

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@pattonoswalt @gwar I'm wagering they would endorse Kamala, just so they could decapitate her on the next tour.

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@BigRedCeltTT *laughs in Iron Maiden*

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@SteveLovesAmmo Ahhhh yes the old "Land should vote" argument.

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@notcapnamerica Best 35 bucks I ever spent

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@BigRedCeltTT There's no wrong time to insert a Jesse Custer quote.

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@NewEraZach Its not that difficult really.

Its live entertainment. It's ballet, it's theater, it's a soap opera. It's just under the guise of "Sport".

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@BigRedCeltTT I dont know seems legit.

I had a deep political conversation in the drive thru at Burger King the other day.

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@kirawontmiss Maybe a quarter of meth

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@LarkinLoveRules Sure. I wasn't doing anything with it

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@TheMossadIL That wouldn't happen in Constantinople

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@NoContextHumans I'm giving half, AFTER taxes.

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@NoContextHumans America