blood gore & titties galore

consistently the hottest bitch in the olive garden

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

yeaaaahh i’m dumb in love

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

My bf is my court jester

[Scott 🔜 THE BEATDOWN ⚒️ @DeadbeatScott]

yeah idk bro i play in cedh tournaments every weekend and my girl a supermodel maybe don’t be a dork

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

interviewed a candidate today who asked me if I did anything feet-related outside of work 💔

[Scott 🔜 THE BEATDOWN ⚒️ @DeadbeatScott]

🔮 ATX MAGIC PLAYERS 🔮

THIS FRIDAY JULY 11th

Join my friends and I for a night of spells and food tokens ⚔️

[Goldie @GoldieLoxGG]

Ok @DeadbeatScott explain yourself

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

unfortunately I already know my spotify wrapped is going to be embarrassing this year 😔

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

@DeadbeatScott My face

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

@DeadbeatScott especially then

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

my man sooooooooo gd fine >:(

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

@DeadbeatScott 🤨

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

@DeadbeatScott 🤨

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

i’m hot so shut up

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

the cutest era I’ve witnessed my bf ever have is when a family of barn swallows moved in over his house front door and he was checking on them every day and got so excited when he saw eggs and then saw baby birds

[Scott 🔜 THE BEATDOWN ⚒️ @DeadbeatScott]

A girl that doesn’t support your hobbies isn’t a girl worth your time 👑

(also hot people play magic)

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

@DeadbeatScott I can’t believe you posted our bedroom looking like this

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

@DeadbeatScott Blocked and reported

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@DeadbeatScott Buy me one and take me to a pumpkin patch then

[Scott 🔜 THE BEATDOWN ⚒️ @DeadbeatScott]

Guess who is now a SENIOR Social Media Manager 🫣

We up.

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

@DeadbeatScott If you come back with fblthp holding an ak tattooed on you I will end our relationship