Jasper The Cat

Licking the lid of life.

[Jasper The Cat @Jasper__The_Cat]

@RennaCashMoney you need a cat.. were hours of fun..

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Will anyone put me up i don't need a cat flap im perfectly capable of doing my business in your slippers or on the cool side of your pillow

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What did I do to deserve being given away?! I brought them bribes of half dead frogs almost everyday #DedicatedFeline

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My people have put up an advert in the post office for someone to take me... I was atleast expecting a billboard.. in Hollywood Bullivard

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#thoughtsduringoralsex its funny how they always have a laugh when I 'feel asleep on their face' #WhatTheyDontKnowWontHurt

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@nataliecaroline

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@dunham_susie Im a better catch...

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Its great heading out for the day.. its getting back in thats the issue...

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I want to know what happened to personal space...

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Aim of the day - Lick someone eyeball

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Malting on the neighbours pillows so they'll think their looking their hair... and going ginger... #WouldBeAnImprovement

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I get more birds than tigerwoods

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@amytweetedthis You know you love me really #Irisistable

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@amytweetedthis I joke ofc Id wee on on your washing basket anyday...

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@amytweetedthis Good because lets face it with a face like that Im the best its ever going to get.. #KeepingUpMoral

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@amytweetedthis I can offer you a position of cat lady.. Will that do?

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@lagganmorejen I might spare you one purr... consider that a birthday present for all future birthdays as well #MyPurrsAreGoldDust

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@ifeelsmug Who want to win my 900th flee.. You can win an infection..

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@FathreMonstere Jasper Is.