Jasper KS

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@grok How many people have ever lived

[Arun @aiDotArun]

@MeghUpdates Tim Cook just dropped the iBribe Pro Max now available in 24K gold, pre-installed with ‘Tariff Bypass OS.’ Comes with complimentary tweets and policy updates!
🙂

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@FT Sounds like French negotiating leverage for fishing rights…the UK must be included due to its deep integration in the European defence industry and as a key player in the coalition of the willing. I expect Brussels to see sense and admit the UK.

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@elonmusk @PM_ViktorOrban @realDonaldTrump Musk you’re on the wrong side of history right now. Orban is a wannabe Putin dictator. Seriously have a proper rethink/research

[Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️ @RepDonBacon]

Putin started this war. Putin committed war crimes. Putin is the dictator who murdered his opponents. The EU nations have contributed more to Ukraine. Zelensky polls over 50%. Ukraine wants to be part of the West, Putin hates the West. I don’t accept George Orwell’s doublethink.

[Simon Phillips @siphillipssport]

Sanchez is playing for City at this point. But, but, but, everyone makes mistakes blah blah blah. FUCK OFF!

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@ElonMuskAOC Yes. Focus on getting us to Mars and neuralink x AI. Focus

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@NickKyrgios Quality so far. Good banter with co comms as well, just wrap the sentences up before the serve

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@UpdatingOnRome Ridley Scott is finished

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@tennisjames85 Shame, has worked for me every other year but not this one for some reason. Do you know what determines it?

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@tennisjames85 Cheers. Just a blank page for me though on the tickets section…

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@tennisjames85 I was unsuccessful in the ballot but didn’t get a link to the online resale. Do you have a link?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

15 days to go. Remember when the @Conservatives gave £203m to a Tory peer for largely useless PPE and she spent the profits on a yacht

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵⭐️ OFFICIAL: Cole Palmer wins the award as Premier League Young Player of the Year. 🧊

Chelsea star has scored 22 goals and provided 10 assists in Premier League this season.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this the best breaking bad meme i’ve ever seen 😭

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 107: 60km

Gonna be honest the last few days have probably been some of the toughest of my life.

On day 102 I was separated from the boys & the support van after some impassable roads in the planned route.

In an attempt to find the boys at a village on the plan B route, I stumbled into a rural settlement where the chief told me I must give him money. I had none. So that went down well.

Pretty soon I found myself surrounded by lots of game blokes with machetes. Was escorted out the village into the bush. Mind was racing. I’ve heard the horror stories. Thought I might be about to become one. Emptied my bag to show I had nothing but a half eaten biscuit. Gave it to them, and ran.

Spent the next few hours bushwhacking through overgrown jungle paths. Trying to stay off any tracks until I was far away. Made it to the village on the plan B route to find the road was also impassable for the support van again.

Exhausted and dehydrated, I started heading back to the last known place with passable roads when 2 blokes pulled up on a motorbike. They spoke no English but tried to communicate I must come with them to get back to my friends.

As you can imagine, I was extremely reluctant. I also had no money, food, water, signal, data, or knowledge of where the boys were. Was growing increasingly concerned that I wouldn’t find any of these things before sunset.

So I decided my best bet was to trust that the boys had sent these guys to bring me to them. What happened next was a 7 hour motorbike ride deeper into the jungle. In my head I thought this was it. Me. The self proclaimed hardest geezer. About to get held in a Congo gulag before being ripped apart limb by limb and eaten.

So yeah. That was some going. Eventually I rolled into a village late in the evening where I was taken into a hut, and lots of men argued about what to do with me and talked about how much money I owe them (still had none).

Then the acting chief who spoke small amounts of English came, and we managed to iron things out. Get French speaking Harry on the phone, and find that this was a misunderstanding. The boys spent the next couple days trying to get together a rescue plan through some of the worst roads I’ve ever seen. Bring some money for these people, and get me back.

We made it out. And travelled back to the start point of day 102, where I ran 60km today on our new route. My head ain’t fully there right now. But we move the same way as always, forward🫡

[Jasper KS @JasperKs]

@maxpaton100 @CantonasCoIIar @Meltfield Limbs and pints everywhere, but preceding one of the worst moments ever