jasper !!

proud luddite and BAFC

[Alexandra 🦢🫀⚢ @AlexAllenPoe]

Interesting how your guys’ time blindness never makes you early for anything

[jasper !! @jasperrssmith]

really disappointed in McTominay so far

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It helps ugly and shy people to have sex.

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

It's so funny in Stav's podcast when he tries to have some profound insight about the craft of stand up and then you watch an old Cum Town clip from 2017 where he goes "what were anvils for"

[we love ghana @weloveghana042]

🇬🇭“I am the most powerful spiritualist in the world. I am now going to release Harry Kane so that he can score in England’s next match.”

— Nana Kwaku Bonsam said as he claimed to have spiritually tied England captain Harry Kane before now “releasing” him.

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

Djed Spence avoided shaking hands with Thomas Partey

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Legend

[jack🦉 @swfcjackk]

the tartan army invented singing in a pub??? fair play

[🌻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ONLYTANGS_]

went through my girls phone and found this

[Fong @NotEvenWounded]

Soft bastard if you think that’s heat, real heat is an end of campaign reporting call when you have to justify an underdelivery on Heart FM East Kent. But I’m sure 15 minutes of lobbing cement about followed by 7 hours of sitting in a van is tough too

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

Belgium lineups since 2018

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[jasper !! @jasperrssmith]

my stubborn commitment to a weekly sunday roast is beginning to waver in this heat

[willow from twittеr @_wfl0wrz_]

"dude everyone's pouring beer on their crotch today you gotta join the trend"

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

it’s pathetic to post a photo instead of asking them to move it, espesh there are empty seats available BUT it’s equally weird how many people are defending the woman. everyone knows taking up a seat with your suitcase on a busy train is bad manners! they’re both in the wrong lol

[mona ⋆˚࿔ @monaishungry]

bro WHO are you 😭😭😭😭