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There are lies, damned lies, statistics – and computer models.

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@WhittallOllie @RobertJenrick @nadhimzahawi That makes sense! I think the policy is sound though. Not sure what’s not to like.

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Honestly can’t understand why @nickdixon has a problem with female sports punditry 😂

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Wobble seams, tails wagging and coming on your period… it’s all in a day’s listening with Test Match Special.

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@AllisonPearson https://t.co/F7HHdbcuI9

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@AllisonPearson FANY

First Aid Nursing Yeomanry I believe.

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@RWTaylors A stupid comment yes, but sadly not even close to being the stupidest thing he said on last night’s #bbcqt

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@timothy_stanley Available, yes. But certainly not free!

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@EssexPR The 1p off a pint obviously proved extremely comforting!

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@cjsnowdon Yeah but Chris… 1p off a pint so on balance……

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@nickdixoncomic Agree. But more importantly what has happened to the weekly sceptic pod??? I’m getting withdrawal symptoms.

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@Suffragent_ @MailOnline Weirdly, in the UK it is not rape. Rape in the UK is defined as “a person intentionally penetrates another's vagina, anus or mouth with a penis, without the other person's consent”. Calling it a threesome is an overly reductive term for a horrific offence however, it is not rape.

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@KHarveyProctor Agree on not sacking him prematurely but was the BBC also right to give him a large pay rise too?

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@danwootton Equally hopeless in opposition as they were in government.

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@cjsnowdon The £37bn was spent on test, track & trace. All those “free” lat-flow tests that Covid bed wetters ordered by the truck load are in that figure.

About £35m was spent on the app. Still an eye watering amount of wasted money but not £37bn.

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@Trailer_Swift69 Lib Dem lost about 200k too! Some bizarre results when you dip below the headline.

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Go Dbacks!!! #whatafan #dbacks

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@historyrock_ Embarrassing

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@CharlotteCGill Every so often you find one that’s worth keeping 😉

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@suzanne_moore He’s identifying as a forty year old so please respect “his truth”.