mind ya business

I live in a trash ass state & I always say I'm gonna start going to the gym and I never do

[mind ya business @jASSmineSea]

I still think the brother in 4 brothers that had been paying the insurance was responsible for her death and Jacks

[mind ya business @jASSmineSea]

I like Brussel sprouts https://t.co/DoNKiqifOJ

[SZA @sza]

Thunder only happens when it’s rainin
players only love u when they’re playin

[Lil HBK @TheLilHBK]

My 10-year-old brother is a prodigy 😂

[guelph @guwop]

if you lost money on bitcoin today target is giving away $5 giftcards to anyone that gets a flu shot. on my 8th shot today. feel great. fuck a 9-5

[Jordan parody @jordanrubiks]

a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

[Sam 🇭🇹 @hoodcuIture]

Your MCM spent $400 on snacks and appetizers and called it grocery shopping. Y’all eating chips and gatorade for the third night in a row https://t.co/FfmxeR2gHZ

[Alondra @Alondraaa00_]

Lmao my brother is so dramatic 💀

[Rude @badmoodrude]

Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better

[orinoco flow @stopblakefogle]

*playing beer pong at some random dude’s house*

Me: so is that... balls back?
Dude: haha I called cooling down so you can’t heat up plus your shot was a triple Island and you only made one cup and your beer is a craft so that’s double the cup penalty - sorry house rules dude.

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

You are wrong, this is a bby ghost, let him haunt the sea in peace. https://t.co/orpj2uu2yp