iPhone vs Samsung
iPhone user: The new iPhone is coming out
Samsung user: What's new?
iPhone user: We're getting facial recognition
Samsung user: Had that 4 years ago next
iPhone user: We're getting wireless charging
Samsung user: Had that 2 years ago next
iPhone user: We're getting water resistance
Samsung user: Had that 3 years ago, next
iPhone user: Nothing is better than an iPhone
Samsung user: Your screen is from Samsung, you know, it's our technology
iPhone user: What am I paying for then?
Samsung user: A Galaxy S6
It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because theyโre โnot in the moodโ.
Itโs not because men are selfish.
Itโs because men spend their entire day doing things theyโre โnot in the mood for.โ
He was not in the mood toโฆ
Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company
โฆand yet he did it all without complaining.
Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because sheโs โnot in the mood.โ
Thatโs bullsh*t.