Coffee

Waker of the intelligent masses. And some idiots, too.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

We need some quality time together.

[Do I want coffee? @UmmmmYes]

No, not today. I hate coffee.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

Zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz
Zzzz zzz zzzz zzz zzzz zzz zzzz
Zzzz zzzz zzzz drink me

#humpdayhaiku

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

It's morning somewhere

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

If loving me is wrong, you don't want to be right

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

Kiss me, I'm Irish

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

I can fix it.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

You are undercaffeinated

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

You're so much better with me by your side.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

You've got this. But you should refill just in case.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

You're welcome😘
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[Coffee @Java_Calling]

Studies show that a cup of coffee in the afternoon improves your appearance by 47.3%

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

Sure you could be napping, but where's the fun in that?

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

You want me. Don't fight it.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

@FaithCycling @timehop Truth stands the test of time.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

Time for our mid-afternoon rendezvous. ☕️😘

Or coffee break, whatever.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

@FaithCycling busy caffeinating the world. It's a big job.

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

Marry me

[Do I want coffee? @UmmmmYes]

I do

[Coffee @Java_Calling]

You need another.