Javier. ||PARODY||

Devout Believer in Al Pacino. Son of Pilar. - PARODY PURPOSES ONLY

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

↳ Javier Bardem.

“Even in the darkest regions, people have discovered their right of freedom.”

Product of Spain in ‘69. Old man.
Lucky to do the best job in the world.
Free. Fucking. Palestine.

Strictly in character. ND. 21+. MDNI.

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[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

My takes.

TAKE them or leave them.

Dad jokes ftw.

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

Hola, friends!

Just remember that I believe in you. I believe you can do the thing.

So, if you feel like you’re alone?

No. You have me. Cheering you on.

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

Signs of getting old:

Something that once was fine now causes pain in your joints.

Dios mío.

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@ElizabcthBcnks I will make you a general in my army. Or head of security!

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

Hello, friends! Hello, strangers! Hello, enemies (though I don’t know that I have many. If you hate me, talk to me. We can work it out.)!

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@ElizabcthBcnks Vaya, but maybe they’ve seen The Last Face. I wouldn’t blame them.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

↳ Taika Waititi

Director. Writer. Producer. Podcaster. Person. Maybe. Might be an alien, no one’s really sure. Uhhhh…yeah. I’m back.

Strictly IC.

MDNI.

Friendly writer.

21+.

PARODY

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[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@phoebswb Bad bitch. Icon. Whatever you wanna call it. Happy birthday, love of my life!

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@phoebswb And I’ve never recovered. IT DIDN’T PASS, PHOEBE.

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@sIashcrbabc 😳

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@walkrchronicles In my experience!

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@walkrchronicles Gemini’s are awesome.

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

Fuck, man…just…fuck…

https://t.co/tpUp03xfvY

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@phoebswb Well, of course you get some!

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@phoebswb What?! Why?!

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@phoebswb Awww…thank you!! Love you!!

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

@oceanpetals Thank you!