Javier Phelps

MUFC 🔴

[big duntles @biglunty]

We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

One of the worst signings I’ve ever seen at United and there has been some proper shit ones. He’s in the top 10 for sure. Touch like he’s got steel toe cap boots on. Can’t finish. Can’t play football, cya!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Rasmus Hojlund has joined Napoli on a permanent transfer.

Everyone at the club would like to wish Rasmus all the very best for the future ✊

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

😂😂😂

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

This World Cup squad is gonna be bizarre 😂 Tuchel doesn’t give a fuck

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

📝 Club Statement: https://t.co/5Z5zjKKtmK

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

Amorim was a fucking fraud wasn’t he? What was he thinking not playing Mainoo??

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

Mainoo and heaven, fucking mustard!

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

How shit is that Delap, glad we didn’t buy him. Jesus Christ

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

Fuck the lot of these cunts, absolute waste of fucking time

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

It’s no coincidence the defence is shit without Maguire. Shows how good he is for us! Back 4 playing like they don’t know what football is, cunts!

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

Ugarte and Mazaroui playing like fucking spastics

[Robert @UtdRobert]

State of Ugarte

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 🎥 This Manchester United vs Bayern Munchen final will forever be the greatest Final in football history 🔴

[We’ll Never Die 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪 @glazerscashcow]

Manchester United vs Inter Milan Champions League knock out stage 1999.

Look at the stewards behind the goal after we score 🤣

Great days 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

Fucking geordie cunts. Hate them twats

[Javier Phelps @JavierPhelpss]

Spot on!! Guys a fucking idiot! Smelly twat needs to fuck off taking the club for a ride to line his pockets. For charity my fucking arsehole.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

🚨✂️Wayne Rooney on the fan refusing to cut his hair until Manchester United win five in a row:

“I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my HEAD IN.”

“We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant.”

[🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎯 @_WokeNonsenseFC]

Nah this is fucking brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

(Creds to @TheZooShift)

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

On Gabriel Batistuta’s birthday, a reminder of when he broke the speed of light at Old Trafford.

Clive Tyldesley’s disbelief in the commentary box sums up the absurdity of the strike.

Batigol. You magnificent beast.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Patrick Dorgu, that is SENSATIONAL! 🤩