Javonte Michael-Stephenson

Born in ‘83, Ferguson High Alum ‘01, Trump Lover, Class 2 All-State Wrestling ‘99, Don’t Tap it if you wrap it.

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

Life Update:
Woke up from a nap and just had the nicest morning wood a man can imagine.

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

Patrick Mahomes loves dick in his ass. Kelce went white after dark which ain’t right. The chiefs fucking suck #hiv #Chiefs #lesbianporn

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What the fuck ever happened to rapey rob? Like lil dude did a lot and was special and now is nowhere to be seen. I need answers.

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See this is a great example on why we need a spectrum for people, this right here shows that you showcase zero brain function and have no ball knowledge. #sped

[Country Club Populist @LIVGolfNation]

If 54 year old Phil Mickelson were to win LIV Hong Kong this year, it would be a more impressive feat than Tiger Woods winning the 2019 Masters.

This is an undisputed fact.

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Reminds me of my ex wife, she left me 5 years ago for a random Mexican who was cutting the neighbors grass. That bitch died of syphilis 6 months later. #getwhatuget

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For the sluts: meet downtown STL in a back alley right next to the break time.

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Where the sluts at? I’m horny.

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

Good morning,
As a reminder during this winter, do not forget to crank your hog before you step outside, it’s always good to give the little guy a pick me up before he shrivels to near dust. Also fuck child support services. #NoMoKids #CrankinIttoCClark

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Life update: it’s been a long week since Super Bowl Sunday. Had the kids child support money laid out on Chiefs money line and sadly due to them not winning it resulted in a week stay in the county jail. Lemme tell ya I’ve never been more backside open in my life. #zelena

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Placing 5k on Tiger to win the masters!

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

It is with heartfelt sadness that I want to share that my dear mother, Kultida Woods, passed away early this morning. My Mom was a force of nature all her own, her spirit was simply undeniable. She was quick with the needle and a laugh. She was my biggest fan, greatest supporter, without her none of my personal achievements would have been possible. She was loved by so many,  but especially by her two grandchildren, Sam and Charlie. Thank you all for your support, prayers and privacy at this difficult time for me and my family. Love you Mom.

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

Upon further review, the ruling on the field is reversed. Patrick Mahomes has the biggest shlong therefore the chiefs shall be awarded 100 points and by rule the game is over. Goodnight America.🇺🇸
#ChiefsKingdom

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The woman I see when I’m drunk, the woman I wake up to the next morning… #itiswhatitis

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

I’m sitting here at work wanting to find my 12 gauge and shove it down my throat, but the thought comes across my mind. It’s Friday, now all I’m thinking about is stripping completely naked when I get home and drinking four locos until I blackout. Is that bad? #Deportation

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@cobradak As a straight male. no one gives a fuck. So please with respect, shut the actual fuck up. Only damage you’re doing is to yourself. If you weren’t scared then you wouldn’t have to tweet to defend yourself. Also, find some better shit to fuckin post we don’t want to see your shit.

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

Woke up to a text from my first ex wife back from high school. The text read "Stop sending your dick pics to the nanny that is taking care of your child." Since when the fuck did it become a problem to show yourself off to people??? #MicroDick #PersonalProblem

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@Silviagreenhorn @SivkovWilmer Silvia ,
Kinda been thinking about lately. How bout we hit the F shack and ill show you how a real man opperates a prius . I will rock your Fucking world you sexy Hippie slut.

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

@pricksaidthat @JuanCockburnIV Listen here Mr. Prick, how about you go shove a bag of dicks down your throat and suffocate to your miserable death bitch.

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Dear world of X,
I gotta tell you all about my bloody experience from last night, It was around 2:43 am downtown Phoenix and Javonte got a little too horny... well to sum it up for ya... I met a 62 year old hooker on this side of this gay titty bar and I took her home. #BloodySex

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@itssydneythomas I might swerve into those Dm's baby girl. Javonte wanna treat you treat. You can bend that ass over and let me tap it rawwwwwww
#HititRaw #Crankinit

[Javonte Michael-Stephenson @JavonteMichael]

Fuck you @pricksaidthat

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@MohammadMA61248 @JSommerhuld15 @Silviagreenhorn Obviously didn’t grow up in the US, can’t even spell your name correctly for your username #الهلال_الوحده #Deportation #Trumpcoin