javyDan

[JOHN 🍿 🇺🇸 @Tmbenedict]

Bro accidental-killed an alien warrior with one punch just to save his alien dog, but his caretaker had to take the punishment for it 💀 This movie is wild.
​Movie: John Carter 🎬

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

"You're not even Portuguese"

Me in the neighbourhood when Ramos scored:

[THE DUKE OF MADRID II @thedukeofmadrid]

This might be the most brutal offside decision we’ve ever seen.

Not because of VAR but because the ball itself proved there was a touch.

[خالد العويمري @xraykh_]

عندما يبدع الحداد

[javyDan @JavyDan_92]

https://t.co/lNWnbKq2U4

[La Gbê @KingMVP225]

La nonchalance de Olise même ses coéquipiers se 😂😂😂😂

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

🗣: "Since you hit the gym, we've not seen any improvement."

Me:

[dead @_xnes]

lmfao bro it’s okay enuh, if you beg har a fuck and she say no you can move on yer? 😭

[8🦅 @ariakeepsmesane]

“Babe I haven’t seen my period “

[FRAG @ffragx]

When she says go faster but you are two strokes away from bussing https://t.co/xdbCfu7ER1

[officialCityboy1💙💙 @theboyprospect]

“When I’m done cracking and fine shit ask me what are we”

[🀄𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔🔞🇵🇹🇦🇷🇪🇸🇨🇵🇲🇽 @Maxiishim_]

When my girlfriend of 7 years says it’s time to get married

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

“So what are we now?”
Me:

[Syler Mayne @thegud_neighbor]

When you’ve been kissing for almost an hour and she says take her home but you live with your parents

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

her: can we please watch something other than soccer
me:

[Crash Dummies Podcast @CrashDummiesPod]

Me to the cop when he says he smells alcohol on my breath

[Crash Dummies Podcast @CrashDummiesPod]

When your girl ask “who is that?” And it’s a girl you never told her about before

[Manu. @GxlDePaulinho]

Calma.

Paraguay.

[Habemus Fútbol @Habemusfutbol10]

Es el paraguayo de todos los tiempos ajaj gracias por alimentar tw futbol maestro

[Crash Dummies Podcast @CrashDummiesPod]

When your girl starts asking questions about a movie neither one of yall have seen before