John Van

Mayor of Lansdale (Unofficial) | Extremely Talented Individual | Mustache Aficionado | Vermont Enthusiast | Basketball Mind | John of All Trades

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

I just want to say RIP Freddy Hill Farms

Enjoy your last weekend 🫡🇺🇸

[Hoops Reference @HoopsReference]

I’m about ready to make some outrageous comparisons for Edgecombe man I gotta calm down

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Embiid will be re-evaluated in six weeks after surgery and is expected to make a full recovery, sources said. It will mark Embiid's second surgery on the left knee over the last 14 months.

[John Van @Jawn_Van]

Getting a hitting coach who is able to maintain historic levels of offense after 5 days breaks

[FanDuel Sports Network South @FanDuelSN_SO]

Put on your GM hat 🧢

[John Van @Jawn_Van]

“NeTs wON thE TrADe”

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

SIXERS W̶I̶N̶ SWEEP. 🧹

[Tim Kelly @TimKellySports]

John Kruk: "Can you imagine going to the Uncrustables plant and getting it right off the conveyor?"

[ᴅ ʀ ᴇ ᴡ @FeelLikeDrew]

Jokic fans in shambles, Embiid has a higher PER 😭

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

🚨 @RushOrderTees virtual t-shirt toss!🚨

RT this tweet up until tip off tonight for your chance to win a 76ers prize pack and a $50 off promo code to RushOrderTees!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Shortstop Trea Turner and the Philadelphia Phillies are in agreement on a contract, a source tells ESPN.

[John Fricke @JohnFricke]

I got any Phillies fans here?

I gotta apologize.

It’s gonna really suck for you when the Braves win and advance on Sunday.

Just thinking of you.

[Metsmerized Online @Metsmerized]

Let’s just say Keith Hernandez doesn’t enjoy watching the Philadelphia Phillies’ bad fundies

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA has informed teams that the 2023-24 salary cap is currently projected to be $134 million ($10.4M higher than this season), with $162M tax level, per sources. Both are $1M higher than previous projections.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

😴

[John Van @Jawn_Van]

Cautiously optimistic

[Sixers Nation @PHLSixersNation]

How’s everyone feeling?

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Nikola Jokic is one loss away from becoming the first MVP in NBA history to be swept 4-0 in the first round.

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

If the Sixers can’t beat the Raptors in a seven game series, ship the franchise back to Syracuse

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

JOEL EMBIID, HIS BIGGEST FAN. 🥺

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

night shift. 🕦

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

These two are already killing us 😂