JawnOlerud

There’s always room for ice cream.

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Women will literally marry you and then call your name from the other room for the rest of your life.

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@Tom27440129 @Human101Nature He pulled out the #2 Ticonderoga.

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Hanging a McGwire Sosa Home run race poster in my basement. What a summer.

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When your 2 year old figures out how to get through the baby gate.

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@BarstoolPhilly They’re in the big 5.

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@earlboykins Brandon Roy actually liked playing basketball

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@nocontextfooty Divock Origiiiiii

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Consider me the weirdest mf you ever met.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Do you think it’s weird for a grown man to go stand in line and get an ice cream cone completely by himself? (No kids, no wife, no girlfriend, no friend group, no purchase for others, just a cone for himself.)

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@WheelerJaylen @TheDunkCentral Or turn into Michael Beasley

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@HoodiGarland @TheDunkCentral @sam_amick He played Jokic 2 weeks ago. Casual

[Sokhulu @BonganiNtuli]

“I hope this email finds you before I do”

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Hommage A Dollard Des Ormeaux, by Georges Mathieu, 1963, 📸 by @vaughnridley

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Whispering to a stranger at the Wawa coffee station “You forgot to take the tag on your pants” and walking away without looking back. #32x34

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

Action Bronson reading @AccidentalBron's tweets is just *chef's kiss*

😭😂

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@HPbasketball They also kept Brett Brown around a season and a half too long. Botched Embiid’s window.

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@vintagehoops @jerrystackhouse @Iambiggie503 These graphics along with baseball box scores are what’s missing from ESPN

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@BleacherReport @ChetHolmgren This just broke our website.

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This is a gentlemen’s agreement work week right? We’re not going full speed.