Murphy’s Law

The bird in the egg And the egg in the nest And the nest on the branch And the branch on the tree And the tree in the hole And the hole in the ground!

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@UOHelpMe how long does it take for refunds to go back on a card?

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Lord! We got Keke Mama calling Usher gay and we all know that Diddy made that weird video with Usher and Kevin Heart. Now this Cassie situation… WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!

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Life is full of surprises

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Lmfaooo

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I’m here seeking guidance for this usher situation!

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You feel neglected… I know!

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*Laughs in silence*

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I’m so confused this year! Lol

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Do it to you!

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Get in the Sauna you guys! Just do it!

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I over heated and blacked out… but came out with a brand new story to write!

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So today at the gym…

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Pewww peww pew

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What’s happening?

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Sigh

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Is there really a fire in Weed right now???

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Hummmmmmm….

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Yoooo I finally got a French curve ruler!!!!

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I honest to God hope that I don’t ever have to ride in a white Jeep Cherokee ever again!

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I feel like I found my future wife!