Waterfront Fla

Custom built waterfront home in Jacksonville's Black Hammock Island. Nestled in nature, away from everything. Best priced home on the island

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I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 cuz my yogurt expires in 2013!

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
Stop counting... Fish cant Drown.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

I've seen pictures of you naked on the internet

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

forcing my dog to learn how to google

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

@Texas way to go double

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

I think my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet

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Rent or Buy?? http://ow.ly/6Qjmx

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[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

I'd understand getting a ticket for not coming to a complete stop if every murder EVER was already solved.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

i'm havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

My computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

http://t.co/Rauzysk3 No words needed

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we'll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

I never question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.

[Waterfront Fla @JaxHideaway]

I'm experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute...