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[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

No shots on target by Argentina what is this the Falklands war

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

Christopher Nolan: I think the modern audience is a bunch of drooling retards and I need to reach the lowest common denominator.

Mel Gibson: Fuck man, I'm not even sure if we should have subtitles and just let the audience feel the movie.

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

It's too bad JD Vance is just some random podcast guest -- if he had any sort of real access to power he could get to the bottom of this once and for all

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

"Air conditioning uses too much electricity and that causes climate change. Instead, let's bring out a bunch of diesel-powered trucks to spray water at the peasants and increase the local humidity. That'll keep a few of them happy for an hour or two."

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service

[aj @stoplaughingman]

Adam Silver's wet dream

[Joshua Bailey @JoshuaBailey184]

"Chinese cars are filled with spyware and will drive American car companies bankrupt!"

Meanwhile at Ford:

[BriceTurangFan578🇺🇸 @Loudlobster578]

The vibes of this years FIFA cup have been insane. Never let places like “Qatar” host this shit again. It feels like one non stop global party this last month

[Clown_Orb @ClownOrb]

No one ever got stabbed at a swim meet!

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Nvidia is now worth more than India

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Zero out taxes for the bottom half of earners. A nurse in Queens shouldn’t be sending money to Washington. Washington should be sending her an apology.

[yoaquim @yqboom]

yeah bro that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for your kids

[Jamal 🎱 @4900mal]

A lot of yall been buying $400 AP’s for years anyways

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

There is nothing funny about the death of a couple hundred thousand Jews

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

My sources tell me he is tapping longtime friend Shlomo Childrapeberg for the position

[Plant @plantmath1]

Trump 2 was given the easiest layup in history.

Inflation was already trending lower, take photo ops deporting a few migrant criminals, take credit for a boom in manufacturing from Biden's CHIPs and infra bills, still get all the bribes, and be popular. What an epic faceplant.

[Matt Strickland @MattForVA]

This isn’t a small deal. Restaurant Depot is where most mom & pop restaurants go to buy inventory because Sysco is so expensive.

Restaurant Depot was privately owned. Sysco is owned by… you guessed it, BlackRock & Vanguard.

Now private equity can control pricing for food costs with zero competition. Just like they did with housing.

This should be an anti-trust violation, but we have politicians that work for Big Corp, not us.

[Sisyphus @0xSisyphus]

It’s crazy that they get so close to a peace deal every week before Monday open

[The Black Horse @TheBlackHorse65]

"Brazilification" is no longer a risk in Western countries, it's reality.

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk