Holy fuck this Delano team is a snooze fest. Trying to get @jordy_johnson16 mom to give me a blumpkin the bathrooms maybe a few more drinks will do it.
@Jjmccarthy9QB Damn right, can’t even look at that little fucker after that shit show Saturday. Bank accounts looking light after all the beers, bag, and hookers might have to head to the mystic baccarat room and work some magic.
Fucking shit the Israeli skippers must be using their apaic fund to pay these refs. Might as well put the Star of David in the middle of these jersey. Jordy “Jew” Johnson. ✡️ @jordy_johnson16
@jordy_johnson16 your a bitch. I was shagging your fatass mom last night all up in her clam. I think that slut gave me herpes cause my piss burns like crazy.
Holy shit this blond chick at sals has got the biggest rack I’ve ever seen. Give me some pick-up lines so I can get her in my pants and motorboat those melons
@jordy_johnson16@KarlWestHockey @karl_south1 @RammerHockey@RobMcDick Your way behind I’ve been at sals since they opened. Already 14 deep and ripped and 8ball in the bathroom. Walked over from Ceder Riverside after spending the night with a Somalian hooker. She was a soft 3 but had a huge rack.
@drewshermy your a disgrace to the game. Lucky my kid wasn’t on the ice or he would chinned you dirty fucker. I’ll be doing lines off your mom’s rack at the next game.
Still fucking hung from that game on Saturday. Went on a 3 day bag bender after the loss and had to call in work and say my dog got run over. Fuck you Chan student section you guys a bunch of pussies. Landon carried this sorry ass team while fatass steinhoff was jerking around.
Let’s get fucking rowdy. All shako parents come to braemer bathrooms to rip lines and k. I’m trying to get wasted and find my way to a soft 5 blondes bed.
@carsonzynhoff27@Landon33Huh Shut up you fat fuck. I was 12 beers and 3 bumps of snow deep and I could still your rolls sticking out. Hop on a treadmill sometime fatass