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[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

Hello Teeny Tiny Community! It’s a big day. The Big Book of Teeny Tiny Stories is out and ready worldwide. Hurray! A lot’s gone into this, and I’m incredibly grateful to everyone that helped this come to be.

https://t.co/7x0RRsyiGT

[JH @Jay_2920]

New eye-phone? (Look for it).

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

Joe: "where am I going? please let me live with you"
Obama: "you’re married, you have a house"
Joe: "oh right lol you want to live with me?"

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

Life’s tough, the world’s falling apart, but I just bought a crazy amount of ice cream so are you grabbing a spoon or what?

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

It’s not hoarding if they’re books.

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

I find there’s always a mile between the smiles.

You’ll notice I’m not sad, just generally irritating as a person.

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

Ever need to be reminded your just a sheep and choice is an illusion?

Just follow the arrows at your local Ikea.

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

I took a different road with this one.

Take a look.

https://t.co/vBtnLXqH5X

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

*Search history*

Mouse spears
Order spears for mice
How to train mouse army
Stopping mouse army
Help fight mice comandos
Contact Air Force

[Curt Hammond @MacDaddy2]

Have you seen the latest from @BlueSkyWritings ? You should: its good. https://t.co/QvaB75NYB8 #ThatsMyBoy #BeginningsAreHard

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

Me: man goodbyes are so hard, do I get a kiss or something?

Bus Driver: just please get off the bus Sir

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

I like to play chess with seniors in the park sometimes.

You won't believe how hard it is finding 32 of 'em.

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

[Rubs Genie Lamp]
GENIE: "What are your wishes?"
ME: "Amnesia"
GENIE: "What? Why on earth-"
ME: "Read Game of Thrones again"

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

Heyoh, pilot here, if you'll look to your left you'll notice some trees lol, I prob shouldn't be flying anymore

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

*37th consecutive loss in chess*

9 y/o: "please no more"

me: "again."

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

Paddington: “We’re going on an adventure!”
Gandalf: Sighs. “Dammit.”

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

“It’s 9am on a Monday. You can’t seriously be drunk?”
Me:

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

“Want to hear a joke?”
“No.”
“What’s black and white and read all—?”
“Don’t do it Alfred—”
“A newspaper!”
“Get out.”

[Skyler Hammond @ATeenyTinyStory]

The writer. Truly a majestic creature. #SelfFive #NowAlcoholPlease? #HelloWorld

[Drew Scott @MrDrewScott]

For PB At Home on the Ranch Wed @ 9/8c we'll donate $1 to @StBaldricks for every retweet! Help cure childhood cancer