Jay 4 underscores Dee

A weirdo musician and a friend for life. I don't like to talk, that's where Twitter comes in. So sex addiction is a real thing?

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Everyone is talking about whether or not "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie (it is).

But can we talk about "D*** in a Box" being a Christmas Carol.

#SNLChristmas #SNL #saturdaynightlive #JustinTimberlake #andysamberg

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#ExplainTheOppositeSexPoorly

More but at the same time.

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#ExplainTheOppositeSexPoorly

Missing the extra toe.

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#ExplainTheOppositeSexPoorly

Nice fat sacks.

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#IfAlcoholCouldTalk

It would be called whine.

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#IfAlcoholCouldTalk

I wouldn't need to explain.

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#IfAlcoholCouldTalk

I would do the drinking.

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#GrouchySongs

Grungy songs...

Smells like teen spirit

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#GrouchySongs

Whining lights

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#GrouchySongs

No more Mr. Nice guy

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#ChristmasEveIn4Words

I got fuk'n drunk.

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#AHugeLieITellMyself

I'll have just one drink.

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#AHugeLieITellMyself

It'll be over soon.

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#AHugeLieITellMyself

I can afford a small gift for everyone.

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#2020MisfitToys

My First Walter White Chemistry Kit

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#2020MisfitToys

The OG

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#Without_____ItsNotTheHolidays

My dick in a box

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#FreeXBox

Fake news.

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#BoardGameAMovieOrShow

Snakes and Ladders on a Plane

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#BoardGameAMovieOrShow

The mouse trap.