Jake Beesley

Trying to do better

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, the fourth Thursday of November.

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

What’s the word for road rage but only when you’re at a drive-through? 🤔

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

@phil_hellmuth @slime_machine Great job on your part Phil! For playing a "fun loose cash game", it seemed pretty dirty to charge an amateur 5K for interpreting your gesture as a fold. Shouldn't have even asked for 5K in that instance, considering your monetary success in poker... 😇

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Me every Monday trying to get out of bed

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Can't tell me baseball isn't romantic when someone like Miggy Cabrera gets their 3000th hit 😭

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Pirates > mermaids

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, the 20th day of April.

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

I measure time solely by the length of Interstellar

"Oh boy, I got 3 hours before work. That's almost 1 Interstellar!"

"Awww geez, I'm 30 minutes late for class. I haven't even left the corn fields yet" 😅

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

🎻

[ESPN @espn]

Clayton Kershaw was perfect through 7 innings on 80 pitches.

The Dodgers elected to pull him from the game ending his chance at just the 24th perfect game in MLB history.

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Imposter syndrome -> god complex

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Where the Kansas wineries at

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

🙌🏻

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

We have agreed to a restructured contract with INF/OF Whit Merrifield.

As part of the agreement, we have exercised our club option on Merrifield for 2023 and have added a mutual option for 2024.

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Never had any doubt we were gonna win #RockChalk

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

ROCK CHALK!!!

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Who the hell robs an arm?

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

So happy Sean Doolittle is back with the Nationals 😭 ⚾️

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Halfway to 50 and I’m getting chest acne again. Time is a flat circle

[Jake Beesley @Jay_Beezy7]

Troy Aikman is discount Mark Hamill