Joel Christensen

husband, father, puller of wire

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

You ever just hear someone's name in the morning and it wrecks your whole fucking day? I feel like I've lived 4 months of that shit.

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

Would anyone i know have "minburn rockets" memorabilia? Id love to put something together for my dad for Xmas. Even pics of the old logo would be great

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

With less things going on this year, get off the couch and get out of the house. And bring 3 friends with you

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

Now that was a fun game to watch. WOW! #SNFonNBC #SEAvsAZ

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@clayace Lol its just how my season is going lol

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@judyclark63 @trntclark I heard there was a couple. Good pic!

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

So all of a sudden my 7 year old is sleeping in his underwear and getting phone calls from girls who are having a sleepover. What the hell is happening here?

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

Me: baby if I finish harvest tonight you are going to get it so hard tonight.
Wife: I have a headache.

Wife: Comes home, calls a sub, does a screening test. Had to go for a covid test in the morning.

Me: wow she really covered all her bases.

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

Watching TV with jace and miller on my lap.
Mom: k boys its time for bed.
Jace throws the blanket over his head and ducks down. All of a sudden I feel something.
Jace: MILLER THAT WAS IN MY FACE.
5years old and he pulled off the perfect Dutch oven on his older brother #ProudDad

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@kyleparsons39 Listen all you tards. It was either kyler murray vs the lions or Patrick mahomes vs the ravens. And i was wrong, it was a mistake! Here's a way for irma people to understand. Do I fuck the sheep over there or my cousin over here its a hard choice, you don't know which will kick u

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@kyleparsons39 Too soon. It made sense to go murray over mahomes given the matches and performances the previous 2 weeks. Never again!

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

In a weird year you made it exciting right to the very end. Totally overlooked on how well you played in August. @SFGiants

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@TWilsonOttawa @MrBNAnderson @CoryBMorgan The sad thing is that there are alot of people who believe this. Stay educated people!

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@RahsaanSalaam everything you said about the Beatles was 100%. They may have influenced alot of bands, but so many bands made much better music. I like that you never waver on the subject. Keep it up. Big fan of the show

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@kyleparsons39 I'll believe this when I see it. Noone has a clue.

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@CombinePilot44 Anywhere pebble springs has a charge account

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

Best line I've heard in a long time:
"Your pussy has been empty for so long they put a Halloween store in yhere"
#SternShow #ronniesmom

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

Me: I've never watched all of that 70's show, probably missed seasons 7 and 8. Im going to start watching it from the beginning.
Netflix: hey everyone that joel guy finally made it to season 7, want to see something funny?

*yoink*

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

The bus is pulling up and jace goes to me "dad stay inside. You're filthy and I dont want my friends to see you." 7 years old and I'm already an embarrassment. #dadgoals #soitbegins #aminolongercool

[Joel Christensen @Jay_Dees85]

@trntclark @CombinePilot44 Ron would never be on Twitter this is more a Haverford thing. Just never be a Jerry.