Jonas Elterich

Life is like a box of chocolates.. You never know what youre gonna get.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Me showing up every October to watch postseason baseball after not watching a game since Opening Day

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Watching the Eagles run it up on the Chiefs after a full year of bull shit wins

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Plugging Cooper Kupp back into the lineup on my 1-5 fantasy team

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[lily @lilyschwarz]

this is how i look walking into chilis

[Joseph @j0sephstark]

me after logging into work and finding out the global IT outage hasn’t effected my company

[Pryncess ✯ @blackhautte]

them mosquitoes better find somebody else to play w this summer‼️‼️

[faith @faiththegemini]

my financial advisor all 2024

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“do u remember when?”

me:

[Noah Arnold @PrimeNoah24]

Me and the boys hopping on NCAA 24 and GTA 6

[ً @sajzxa]

i have a terrible habit of leaving things unsaid for the sake of peace

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool

@JalenHurts | #KellyGreenIsBack

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

the greatest animated soundtrack of all time

https://t.co/ZsridyhjdZ

[NFL @NFL]

The @Eagles' Kelly green alternate uniforms are officially coming back this season. 🔥