Phil Mahooters 🍉🍉

wholesome woman 🥰 GStateU Alumna 💙💅🏾 IG: _JayanaCee #LLManny #LLJuice #LLL 💕🧡💙🤞🏽

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Total Drama Island was way before its time like a reality tv cartoon is literally genius

[DAN @ribeiroodn]

Sua madrinha Dolly Parton morreu, sua casa queimou, o homem que ela amou por mais de uma década a traiu, ela perdeu a voz, seu próprio pai a abandonou quando ela mais precisava dele e sua irmã é feia. E através de tudo isso, ela continuou seguindo em frente. Ela merece apoio!

[mika @mikasagrada]

“já quero trabalhar para ajudar minha família”

eu com meu primeiro salário:

[jules @webshootrs]

we need to talk more about how mysterio was literally about to blow a 16 year old’s brains out. bro was EVIL evil 😭

[Phil Mahooters 🍉🍉 @JayanaCee]

HELLO????? Like, get a grip fr. Y’all be willing to put up with anything to say you have someone.

[jao sonic @LimaEmanuelll]

não entendo pq as pessoas ficam inseguras com a possibilidade do parceiro trair tipo gente se ele trair é só terminar você vai perder O QUE exatamente? um infiel?

[jao sonic @LimaEmanuelll]

não entendo pq as pessoas ficam inseguras com a possibilidade do parceiro trair tipo gente se ele trair é só terminar você vai perder O QUE exatamente? um infiel?

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

remember all those boys we sent to jupiter to more stupider? i think they’re back

[𝒁𝒖𝒆. @ivcnaoo]

Me siento terrible, espero q sean los síntomas pre menstruales y no la depresión q me persigue desde los 13

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me in my room making sure I still got it

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

A QUIÉN CARAJOS SE LE OCURRIÓ QUE EL GMAIL TENÍA QUE TENER ALMACENAMIENTO Y QUE UNA VEZ QUE SE LLENA NO SE PUEDEN RECIBIR MÁS GMAILS ?????

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Normalize cutting politicians off mid-word-salad and saying, “Answer the fucking question.”

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

ok i might’ve giggled this time

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

So he can isolate me from my family and start beating my ass? Fck no

[mars (he/him) 🇵🇸 | SAW CONAN GRAY @artistichaao]

the concept of 8 yo mamdani being responsible for 9/11

[Phil Mahooters 🍉🍉 @JayanaCee]

Somebody need to cut him down, tf 😒

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

That man cut down the Cherry trees in DC. Trees that have been there for well over 100yrs that were a gift from Japan. He cut them down even after a judge said not to. We go down every year for the Cherry Blossoms, the festival, and he just killed it all.

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

BTW, we’re still the same price.

[#___, MBA 👸🏽 @FatiTheDream]

SUCK A DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Mark C @txsinatrafan]

I manage 4 employees who work at least fifty percent from home. I rarely have to even check in on them. How do I know they are working?

BECAUSE THE WORK GETS DONE.

Micromanaging is a disease of the ego.