JR Batas

Musings for your amusement & mine. If you scroll deep enough, you could find something that might trigger you. These are jokes. Don't ruin my political career.

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

Even my dentist from 20 years ago was decent enough to automate an e-mail birthday greeting. The rest of you are lazy(and dead to me.)

[hunter @hxxntrr]

Met a guy at a poker game who said he "borrows money for a living"

Thought he meant loan shark shit

Nope

He takes $200-300K from banks every 18 months at 0% interest, uses it to buy assets, pays it back before they charge a penny, keeps everything he made

He's done this 6 times. Net worth now: $4M+. Started with nothing but a 700 credit score

The infinite capital loop:

Here's what he explained between hands:

Banks offer business credit cards with 0% APR for 12-18 months. They're hoping you'll carry a balance and pay 24% interest after the promo ends

What they don't expect: someone who takes $200K, deploys it into something profitable, and pays it all back at month 17

His exact cycle:

Year 1: Stack $200K in 0% business cards
Year 1-2: Buy rental property / fund business / invest
Month 17: Pay off cards from profits
Month 18: Credit score rebounds
Month 24: Do it again

He bought his first rental with Chase's money. Cash flows $2,400/month. Paid Chase back $0 in interest

Second rental: Amex money
Third rental: Bank of America money
Fourth rental: US Bank money

Four properties. $9,600/month cash flow. Total interest paid to banks: $0

"Banks are the best business partners. They give you unlimited capital and ask for nothing but the principal back. If you're smart."

He's not doing anything illegal. Just using promotional offers exactly as written

The banks are betting you'll fuck up and pay interest

He's betting they're wrong

6 cycles later, he's retired at 41

(I help you get up to $250k in 0% funding. DM me if you want to start your first cycle, must have a 700+ credit score)

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

Touchdown LA 🙌����🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

Anyone want to start a train for LA fire victims? My friends Mel and Chris have a child due in April and their house burned down. Anything you can do helps.

https://t.co/HXVSIzFafv

#lafires

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Touchdown Scotland!

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International airports are a true test of stupidity.

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Let’s normalize walking out of restaurants that make you look at a menu on your phone.

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Let’s not forget they’re representing their countries, not themselves.

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Ok @Olympics, hear me out. Golf, but team events. We see these guys week in week out playing stroke play. #golf #Olympics2024Paris

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Moment of silence for those lost extremities tonight.

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I think we can safely say that @b_dechambeau is the rich man’s @PGA_JohnDaly

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I finally conquered one of my travel fears. I dropped a deuce in a squatting shitter. 2024 is coming up Millhouse.

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Touchdown Entebbe!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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Saw an adult man wearing white cloth shorts at a water park. In the kiddie pool. Wtf is wrong with people?!

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

Can we please stop saying everything is a hack?

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

@riannaeve many thanks!

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

Even my dentist from 20 years ago was decent enough to automate an e-mail birthday greeting. The rest of you are lazy(and dead to me.)

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

@andr_w Thank you!

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Bags never made it. This is gonna be fun.

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Touchdown Chi 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[JR Batas @JayAreBeIsMe]

@amysboyd It’s so you don’t get pregnant. Just in case someone dives head first. Don’t quote me on that though.