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She/Her

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Hate when this happens, except for me they're usually about six foot and don't make the news.

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Once again, he ate a fucking SWISS ROLL like a fucking BURRITO while walking down the street

[Brent Black @brentalfloss]

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Is maple the only kind of tree that has delicious blood or are we missing out on other ones

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

i have never identified with straight men to this extent before

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I broke up with the guy I was with when I was 19 because he casually ate an entire Swiss roll like a Burrito while walking down the road.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Millie Bobby Brown is engaged!

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@Serdihdevine_ God forbid people enjoy things

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@Serdihdevine_ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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An unnamed financial institution I worked with had a critical application running on a single windows NT desktop with no backups. Up until at least 3 years ago.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

[Tara Gráinne Ní Chonghaile @TaraGrace_]

unmatched

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

an outrageous Linkedin work history

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OMG

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

Girl, what are you talking about? Studying abroad is awesome!

https://t.co/xlEgCKTzqg

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Forcing all future partners to spit in a tube.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

okay so this man got tested to donate a kidney to his wife and found out that his wife is his sister here’s the post. now idk why but “donate the kidney to your sister wife” is SENDING me😭😭

[. @naledimashishi]

I have to agree. By around 4 the smell from decomposing bodies starts to get strong enough for the neighbours to notice. I would recommend having no more than 1-2 in your house at any one time and a nearby discreet place where you can bury them quickly

[@chimeracoder.bsky.social 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder]

This is wild. Particularly the part where he says "my friends and I coordinated a bank run" followed by "so then I bought shares of the bank thinking I could profit off the run".

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@Gavinaiden1 DONT HAVE A WEDDING ILL CUM