Jayson Benning

Texas, boats, and TCU

[Jayson Benning @Jayb68usa]

@SimpsonYesh @toninobologny @Milajoy It's "we're", fuckwad.

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@_DavidLBrown Oh, don't be such a prude David. It would do you good to have a frank conversation with your wife about what actually turns her on. Also, coming from a side that is obsessed with trans kids genitals and which bathrooms we should or shouldn't use, that's pretty rich.

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@NancyMace Yes. I mirrored your "joke" deliberately. That was the entire fucking point.

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@_DavidLBrown Calling it ‘projection’ won’t make your wife cum, David

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@jstdonut What was the one job God gave you, Steve? Be a massive fuckwad on social media? Cos I gotta say, you’re killing it.

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@MaryHThornell @BenZeisloft His rules. Not “society’s rules.” Dolly Parton has absolutely fuck-all to do with the point but hey, you tried.

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@_DavidLBrown @PaulFordJSMADE Whatever helps you sleep at night, David

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@The1776Kid @KarolineGosling Also: it’s very telling that you attribute one phenomenon to an entire sex while conveniently declining to attribute wars to the sex overwhelmingly represented among the people who started, commanded, and fought them. It’s almost as if you just kind of … hate women, you know?

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@The1776Kid @KarolineGosling Oooh, fun game! So if Adam knowingly ate the fruit and then blamed Eve…. should we extrapolate the inherent nature of all men from that? Or does this methodology only work on women?

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@FrogWithABat @KarolineGosling

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@_DavidLBrown @PaulFordJSMADE LOL ok. You seem awfully certain God shares all your grudges.

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@MgtowPattaya @KarolineGosling yeah I mean maybe women are just as bad as men. maybe it’s just humans, you know?

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@NancyMace Was that Patrick’s excuse? For someone who has experienced sexual assault, you show a remarkable lack of tact and empathy.

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@SeaElleR @BenZeisloft I don’t believe in Santa Claus either. Will I also get to meet him when I die?

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@KarolineGosling Karoline on her way to make yet another unhinged social media post

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@Elonsassisowned @NancyMace LOL except it didn't, did it? Still plenty of "witches" out there, and your threats are laughable. Grow up, man.

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@guideforlovers LMAO maybe if he didn’t watch so much pwn he could get it up for his actual real-life wife. but sure, go ahead and blame her for his shortcomings and failures as a man.

[Jayson Benning @Jayb68usa]

@JamesTr39114525 @BenZeisloft how the fuck do you know what a dead woman believes or doesn't believe? also, you have no idea what people in hell sing. probably Kid Rock if I had to guess.