Jordan Bell

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

@BakerThorne I love it !!! Especially day 6 !!

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

Growing up every time my parents talked about paying their hydro bill I always assumed they meant their water bill because in Pokemon the move hydro pump is a water move. And I’ve never felt more lied to finding out a hydro bill is a power bill.

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

I want it to be sunny so incredibly badly. But not so I can go outside and do fun things. So that all my house plants will be happy and live their best life. Being an adult is weird.

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

I know I didn’t really have a choice to buy Rogers tv and internet. And I know that everyone loves bell so much more….. buuuuuut. Rogers came with the Food Network as a standard channel and I couldn’t be more excited about it.

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

#vaccinated

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

Buying plants is a dangerous game. One day you're buying one little cactus from Sobeys because it looks cool, and then one day you're spending over a hundred dollars at Cedarcrest buying plants and spending far too much time picking the perfect pot for them. #plantdad

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

I got a shoppers optimum rewards card today, and for some reason I feel like it was a big life decision that makes me feel more like an adult.

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

@BakerThorne @KVHSRenaissance @DarrinMPeppard @HeyMarkBrown @TjdsbTom @drphilcampbell @yrbkpro @PurebritFolkins @WrightMelissa_ @JostensMaritime @mrtmrenaissance @J_Renaissance Thanks !!!!! 💜💜💜

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

I'm actually the biggest New Years grinch. Like whip-dee-do, the earth travelled all the way around the sun. What's the big deal ?

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

Sometimes I really wish emotions didn't exist #emotionssuck

[We Are Teachers @WeAreTeachers]

#truth #twitterteacher

[Cliff Pickover @pickover]

This is a math joke involving a PIN (personal identification number).

[Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 @mathladyhazel]

Where am I gonna use math? 😂

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

I found a bunch of old high school clothing that I’ve never been able to wear because they’ve been too small since I bought them. And I tried them on and they all fit. Including the XL hoodie. #weirdflexbutokay #singleXL #goodthingiteachatthehighschooligraduatedfromandcanwearthem

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

@BakerThorne <3 Thanks !! You're the greatest !

[Jordan Bell @Jaybe1526]

Mark my words. Today will be my last trip to Mr. Big and Tall. #2xl #bigmanbecomesmallman #excitedtoshopanywhere

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Robin Williams went to Juilliard and was one of two students who were chosen to be in the advanced program.

He dropped out junior year after a teacher said there was nothing more Juilliard could teach him.

#RobinWilliams 🙏🏽

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Ted Mosby, in the year 2030, told the story of how he met his children's mother and HE NEVER MENTIONED THE CORONAVIRUS ONCE

[Cliff Pickover @pickover]

This is a math joke. (Artist unknown.)

[We Are Teachers @WeAreTeachers]

"Teaching is 24/7. We never stop." https://t.co/YkTTWNdOwv