Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈

Person of interest

Bear of very little brain

| Bi | Queer | Neurodivergant | Lefty | Part-Human | He/Him |

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

RIP to the original Wife Guy 😔

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[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

Kier: No, the British public clearly want a Labour that is Boris Johnson without the weird hair.
Advisor:
Kier: We may lose our progressive base, and our trade union support
Advisor:
Kier: But I am prepared to alienate as many voters as I have to to make this party electable!

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

~ Scene: Labour HQ ~

Sir Kier Starmer: I cannot understand how we did so badly in the local elections.
Advisor: Can... can you really not?
Kier: Total mystery! You've been polling our support base, what did the public say?
Advisor: Well...

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

Kier: The electoral failure of our Blue Labour, right wing approach has proven one thing beyond doubt.
Kier: We are not right wing enough.
Kier: The left is holding us back
Kier: Making us look bad
Kier: By holding on to so many of their seats
Advisor:

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

Reasons People Say They Didn't Vote Labour:

Working class: Starmer is patronising
Northerners: Starmer doesn't stand for anything.
Nurses: Starmer wasn't solid on the economy
The right wing press: Labour is too woke

Labour: Obviously we were too woke
https://t.co/UKiDWtEeQt

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Nobody among the #Newsnight voxpops mentioned the word 'woke' for not voting Labour.

But what do they know!? They only live there! The punditocracy and Labour right have decided.

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

Kier Starmer looked at the election failure of populist leader Jeremy Corbny and concluded that the obvious key to election success was to be as unpopular as humanly possible.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Watch this woman go off about Starmer and his Hartlepool safari aesthetic of pints and fish and chips.

The more people see of the guy, the less they like him.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

33 minutes apart

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

Amazing. Truly incredible journalism.

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

@BadWritingTakes Thank you for this moment of joy

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

Update: Hebden Bridge -vs- Cornholme Part II

The heathens from the cesspit hit back~

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

We will Gayify one hostage every hour until our demands are met.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

Amid questions about whether the British monarchy still has a purpose in the modern world, UnHeard magazine considers the "sinister alternative" to an un-elected head of state.

[Moomin Bowser 🏳️‍🌈 @JayBNorth]

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