Jay Brown

Murderino, Gout expert. Secular Humanist and BernieBro.

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Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, The Blind Side, Erin Brockovich, Field of Dreams, and The Godfather. All movies that we now must watch all the way thru when found on tv. Add #AlitaBattleAngel to that list!!!! #SequelsPlease #VideoGame #Tattoos #Motorball Gimme MORE please.

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@Lishay_3536 The skin is the bodies largest organ, but “inside” the body it’s the liver. Followed closely by the brain.

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@Sofia50020Sofia There is a sign for renting movies. VHS didn’t come out until 1982-83, and it wasn’t really “rent-able” until 1983-84. And that Cadillac looks like an 82-83, so I’ll say 1984.

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@HaeSicks Cows don’t produce sperm, you farm nut. Lol.

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@rickygervais I just saw you’re coming to Toronto on Aug 14th. Would be chuffed to drive for you, or be your dinner mate for a tick. It’s been about 10 years since I rolled up on you after your Massey Hall show, on my Harley. Still floating about that meeting. Cheers.

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@RideDunlop Please settle an online argument for me. Someone has installed a rear GPR-300 on their front rim, and I am contending that he put it on backwards. In which direction should the “V” of the tread point, on the top of the tire when installed? Thx.

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@rickygervais
Aug 14th, Toronto. Still offering my semi-informal “tour guide/security/local reference info” services. I hope you remember me. The Harley guy that pulled up to you right after your show at Massey Hall a few years ago. You couldn’t have been more gracious. Cheers.

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@mspopok Mr Hanky is a character from SOUTH PARK, not “The Simpsons”. If you’re going to make cultural references in a cheap joke, at LEAST get the reference correct.

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@rickygervais Yessssssss MATE!!!! Congrats on your Golden Globe. Well done. Congrats to Jane as well, for “doing fuck all really”. lol

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@rickygervais August 10th, Toronto. It would be absolutely PISSING to meet you and Jane again, this time for a coffee or some fish sticks. Your Toronto Motorcycle buddy. Jay. cheers.

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@RepAOC Yoho is a corruption of humanity. You are a NATIONAL TREASURE. An INSPIRATION to our daughters. Your every notion is spot on. Your fight is laser guided and on target. We love you. You’re a class act, and no man has ever been so out of line. Sorry people are jerks. High 5

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@darrinrose Dude. Come on. We’ve known each other for almost 20 years. You know I think you’re awesome. I was being jocular. Don’t be scorched.

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@Jason_Priestley Hey Bro. Just needed you to know, after 30 years, that I was June Whittaker’s golden child student AFTER you left. She compared me to you all the time. I think the sweetie thought I was you a few times. Lol. Anyway, this is our tenuous connection. Positive vibes.

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@laurenboebert @realDonaldTrump Wow. This is so professionally embarrassing. I’m surprised this tweet is still here, after 3 days. Nobody on her team, or family circle, has explained it to her yet? Yikes.

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@murrayslough @ByMHarrington You’re seriously delusional if you think any of these things you’ve outlined were in fact “true”. Seek help. #goodgoal

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@DougStanhope The Russian National Anthem.

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@MarkDuaneMorton Fuckin G. All the way. Especially if you thumb the low E string from behind, and use your middle finger to fret the two high strings at the 3rd fret. Like Eddie does on Mean Street. That first G before verse 1, is a killer.

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@KCSFofficial Hi KCSF. Re: your Casino night event on Sat, Sept 24th in Toronto, I would like to know if it is open to the public with a nominal donation? I’d love to come show my support, and and have a great time. 매우 감사합니다.

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@SJP Hey Sarah. Just letting you know your hubby is in great hands here in Toronto. We adore the both of you, and want you guys to visit more often. He looks very sharp today, on set. Beautiful day. Wish you were here. Your fan since Square Pegs, JB.

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@gracecharisxo The greatest lie.

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@JennValentyne @TorontoStar Congrats Jenn. You are ultimately, and supremely vindicated. Who’s crying NOW, Derringer???