Jamie Calder

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Welcome back Reece James. (@ChelseaFC)

[Jamie Calder @JayCalderr]

the PE teacher needs to go immediately

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

A typical day in the UK

You wake up in a house you paid tax to buy, then pay council tax every month to live in. You turn on the TV, which is taxed & you pay to watch it

You drive a heavily taxed car, fill it with taxed petrol, pay insurance tax & congestion charges, to go to work

Where you pay 50% income to tax & NI (tax)

You buy something & it’s 20% VAT after you just paid 50% to earn it.

You want a holiday? Airport & flight & hotel taxes

Cigarettes & alcohol are taxed & then when you die, 40% inheritance tax

No wonder everyone is leaving for Dubai

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[Mod @CFCMods]

• No stadium expansion plans
• No FOS sponsor in 3 years
• 4 managers in 4 years
• Refuse to sign players that can win now
• Spending money on kids and putting all the pressure on the manager to bring the best out of them
• Micromanaging the coach

Chelsea FC.

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

RT to save our football club

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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That's:
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[Conn @ConnCFC]

Only a Chelsea fan would be more scared about playing Burnley than Barcelona

[Jamie Calder @JayCalderr]

@OfficialFPL Cheers @Gazstronomous

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Sound on. 🔊

[Jamie Calder @JayCalderr]

have Liverpool broken the British transfer record twice? Someone should have mentioned it…. 🤷‍♂️

[Mod @CFCMods]

Mbuemo and Cunha missing crucial penalties to make Manchester United get knocked out against Grimsby Town, this is poetry, this is football. 😂

[Jamie Calder @JayCalderr]

can we stop with the ibiza final boss now, cheers

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.

[TweetChelseaUK @TweetChelseaUK]

CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Chelsea fans enjoying the HT show being 3-0 up

[Jamie Calder @JayCalderr]

UP THE CHELS!!

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

WHAT A GOLAZOOOO https://t.co/9eTVQIVD92

[Jamie Calder @JayCalderr]

It’s good, but it’s not quite

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

OFFICIAL: #Chelsea have announced a long-term partnership with Molson Coors Beverage Company, bringing Carling to fans at Stamford Bridge and Kingsmeadow.

Full details:

https://t.co/u03IymiYIh