Luke Shawshank

Man Yooing all over the world 🌎 Part time pessimist. Part time optimist.

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

@greenall_dom Did he actually hit the target?! My god there's a first.

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

@benfrmdao @ManUtd @DalotDiogo No, he's really not.

[Real Madrid Xtra @RealMadridXtra]

🚨💣🎙️| Florentino Perez:

"The player I'm going to offer €150M for next week is NOT Haaland, NOT Michael Olise, NOT Kane, NOT Doku."

"He's not a FORWARD and also NOT a defender."

"My SUPERSTAR doesn't play in the Premier League."

"He is a CRISTIANO RONALDO TYPE OF SUPERSTAR, He is a TOTAL GALACTICO. People will NOT BELIEVE IT."

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

@Danny_McMoomins Accept it Daniel. It's happening...

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

Look how happy he is 😍

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 André Onana returns to Manchester United and current plan is to join pre-season under Michael Carrick.

Understand Trabzonspor are still keen on keeping Onana and would like to discuss another loan deal, valid until June 2027. 🇹🇷

Talks will follow with #MUFC and Onana’s camp.

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

We stopped celebrating?

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

OLIVER HOLT: Why it was so sad to see English supporters celebrate Arsenal's Champions League final loss - and what it reveals about modern football fans https://t.co/z0ahV1mcaI

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Lost on penalties. Obviously he is English after all.

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Winning a Champions League final on penalties isn’t for everyone 🤷‍♂️

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

Ref tells Saka to hurry up and take the corner with stoppage time up. Saka does his usual slow-walk to run down the clock. The ref calmly waits, and the absolute second Saka gets into position? He blows for half-time.

Absolute cinema. Masterclass game management for a final.

Arsenal got so used to getting away with murder from Premier League refs that when someone actually enforces the rules, they think they’re being robbed.

Credit where it’s due tho, they played some demonic football to get here. But if PL refs weren't so intimidated by Arteta’s touchline tantrums and fooled by their theatrics, Arsenal wouldn’t be parading a PGMOL trophy today.

Justice served in Europe! 🫶🏼

[𝑨 @UtdAbzy]

Don’t let anyone convince you into feeling sorry for this guy. No one deserved it more 👍

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

An extra fuck you to Gabriel Heinze

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

@commontruth_ I agree, there's no argument for people working in offices. They should be allowed to work from home during those conditions.

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

Thought West Ham had announced a new academy graduate then

[Sky Sport @SkySportDE]

Der ehemalige Direktor Kaderplanung und Scouting wurde im vergangenen Herbst freigestellt, nachdem sich Schalke unter Sportvorstand Frank Baumann neu aufgestellt hatte.🚨

▶️ Jetzt haben sich beide Seiten auf eine Auflösung einigen können - Ben Manga kassiert eine Abfindung von rund 1 Mio Euro. Er hatte noch bis 2028 Vertrag bei Königsblau.

#SkyBundesliga #SkyTranfer #Manga #S04

[R @R_MFC_1885]

Blokes like this shouldn’t be allowed at football games. What an utter fucking gimp.

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

Pep finally gets his wish of selling out a home game since he's been there.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Tickets for Pep Guardiola’s final game as Manchester City manager on Sunday have now sold out.

It’s going to be emotional. 🥺

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

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[Manchester City @ManCity]

🏆 League Cup (2018)
🏆 Premier League (2018)
🏆 Community Shield (2018)
🏆 League Cup (2019)
🏆 Premier League (2019)
🏆 FA Cup (2019)
🏆 Community Shield (2019)
🏆 League Cup (2020)
🏆 League Cup (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2022)
🏆 Premier League (2023)
🏆 FA Cup (2023)
🏆 Champions League (2023)
🏆 Super Cup (2023)
🏆 Club World Cup (2023)
🏆 Premier League (2024)
🏆 Community Shield (2024)
🏆 League Cup (2026)
🏆 FA Cup (2026)

Ten years. 20 trophies. One Pep Guardiola 🩵

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

@WestHam_Central Rice banter aside, it should have been Bruno.

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

Yeahhhh he ain't coming back.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨📸 - Marcus Rashford on IG.

“Special thanks to Unai, Hansi, Thomas, Aston Villa, Barcelona & England for believing in me when things got tough.♥️”

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

Good. Fuck off.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep Guardiola to step down after incredible decade as City Manager 🩵

🔗 https://t.co/u84AZYY23t

[Luke Shawshank @Jaydee8889]

Massive loss for England. Imagine not taking him. Garbage decision

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿