Jay

Fifty Shades of Jay. My niece says my scrambled eggs are a taste sensation. I was once compared to Mark Recchi. He/Him. 33

[Jay @JayDemille]

Going through all my pictures of Charlie has been really cathartic. Here are four that sum him up pretty well! 😂

[Jay @JayDemille]

@FoundNotSaved New coach furiously googling if anyone has ever won a game by a score of 0-0.

[angie 🌙 @FoundNotSaved]

you’re laughing, the boston fleet has 30 defenders and you’re laughing

[Katie | GO FLEET ⚓️💚 @ukulele_katie]

How it feels to be a Fleet fan right now

[Boston Fleet @PWHL_Boston]

That's a wrap on the 2026 PWHL Entry Draft! 📝

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[Boston Fleet @PWHL_Boston]

A speedy scorer joins the squad 😮‍💨

Welcome to the Crew, Jenna!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Love living in end stage capitalism where a parking spot makes more an hour than I do as a medical professional

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[Boston Fleet @PWHL_Boston]

Adding a Nittany Lion to our squad 🦁

Welcome to the Crew, Leah!

[Boston Fleet @PWHL_Boston]

Strengthening our blue line with Cornell’s captain 💪

Welcome to the Crew, Grace!

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

We were poor emerald mine stakeholders you see

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

2026 Goalie of the Year.
2026 Billie Jean King MVP.
Aerin "Aerin Frankel" Frankel.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Jul @_jeweliet]

Accidentally let a “be careful!” slip while at the park with children and was lectured by someone telling me that phrasing is harmful for their development 😭 girl get off the internet

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

When the public is surging in vitamin overdoes, you know you've failed as a Health and Human Services secretary.

VITAMIN OVERDOSES.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[Boston Fleet @PWHL_Boston]

Defender of the Year *dab*

[Jay @JayDemille]

You can be talking about something completely normal and if you mention a cat even in passing they're like "WE USED TO THROW CATS IN THE LAKE!" and you're like "...that's...fucked up" and they're like "I HAAAATE cats"

[Jay @JayDemille]

The amount of old boomer men who will just casually drop how much they hate cats or how they used to run over/shoot/do other serial killer level shit to them would floor you.

[Zhenity @zhenyamoder]

Theres like entire groups of people with an unreal psychotic hatred for dogs and you literally dont see this with any other animal