Jaden

professional twitterer.

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Heyyy

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Yo if ur in Australia who won

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Bryce young is the next Tony Romo.

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PSA to all men: if you ever feel stressed or lonely, just do what women do on their periods. Ask ChatGPT for a list of activities women do and try each of them until you feel happy. My personal favorite is picking up a pizza and watching a bad movie on Netflix.

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Being a panthers fan is like getting so drunk that you throw up, every Sunday. Sometimes, for small moments, it’s fun. But the end result is always the same and most of it sucks and it only gets worse

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@Broncos your refs suck bro

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@Snapchat

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Calling my cat a libtard after she knocks over my Donald trump statue and the head falls off

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Getting told “tbd” after asking my millennial dentist if I’ll have to get my wisdoms removed

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@ldr_poledo Absolute. Masterminds.

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Here’s all I’m saying about diddy. Never mind, I may want a career one day

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@ldr_poledo Few.

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I genuinely cannot comprehend that I will be bumping new Mozart

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In Romania today, never felt so blessed.

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Baby crying on my plane to Greece.

Some say the goo goo ga ga mentality is flawed and inefficient. What I saw? Hustle. He didn’t stop crying for the whole flight. That’s what I need in my company. His name? Mark Wahlberg. Write that down. Now read it again. 3 hops this time.

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@ColeWRLD_00 @Gridiron_Media_ That would be a very bad career for him

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@ldr_poledo I needed this

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Watching a video of a old man showing his “teenage dirtbag photos” but it’s just him committing hate crimes

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This bee died in my beer. Mood af