Jayde

absolutely vibing

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i hate no U-turn signs on perfectly U-turnable streets because watch me

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Your friendly reminder that Barack Obama gets standing ovations and loud cheers at stadiums.

[m @skitzocat]

the lion is tired, like really really tired

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

You reap what you sow

[t @oddwaves]

I have 0 empathy for terrible people. Never have never will.

[♰ @reeceollld]

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

[` @crestieyy]

September will start well 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

[Bonnaroovian @Bonnaroovian]

they’re holding a “presidential election” to distract you from this

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

People assuming you got it easy is really just a compliment to how well you carry yourself

[Sadeeya B. @DeeyaDirouge]

I be thinking I’m a yapper until I get around people who really cannot shut up. Then I realize quick , they got me beat.

[ARIES ✰ @mskmoneyy]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[Mia 🦢 @miakanaiko]

just got in trouble for saying “thanks everyone” in the work gc after i asked a question and nobody answered it

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

sza / good days

[Bonnaroovian @Bonnaroovian]

@hailsxflow3 Seventy four days until Bonnaroo