Jan M 📚

👑Queen of the Children's Library.
Newfoundlander by choice.
Occasional Podcaster @poplaropinion
she/her

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

NYT games are classy because they let you see your clock.

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

See ya, folks. I held out as long as I could.

[Just Paul @thatpaulmoffett]

We've just passed 20% of our goal, which is very generous of people who have contributed! Can you help?

https://t.co/LUw7TYNoCk

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

Ok kids! Come get your anxiety cheese!

[Dr Paul Moffett @doctormoffett]

My daughter's choir is going to Greece! Please help us raise the money to send her! Your generosity will mean the world to her and to us!

https://t.co/f6pyctZSGJ

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

Young teacher comes into the library on this the 25th of October and says “I need 20 picture books about Halloween” and I’m like “Absolutely, no problem, did you need anything else with that, maybe some Eras Tour tickets?”

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

@StckedLibrarian It's a euphemism for slipping on horseshit - banana peels were used in vaudeville as a stand-in for the shit on the streets.

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

From my notes app:

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

(this, btw, is my absolute favourite post-partum photo)

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

Laptop. And I sometimes cried when I left it out of reach.

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

@DrTLovesBooks Goodbye book! Wet means potential mold - not worth saving.

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

I share everyone's alarm about college students who won't read whole books. But don't blame us, man: libraries have been straight-up bribing your kids to read every summer with slap bands and temporary tattoos pretty much since Alexandria.

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

@sewistwrites Dr. Seuss NOT Suess.

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

I want a “reverse Costco” where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients.

Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I’ll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

@MudderLori @NLPubLibraries What's your local branch? They should know that they can pass on requests to the ordering librarian!

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Tomorrow, the election we all need begins!! 🐻🗳️#fatbearweek

[Just Paul @thatpaulmoffett]

Despite what some dummy in a video would have you believe, "fetus" does not mean "little human" in Latin. It is an adjective meaning "pregnant" in classical Latin, and per the OED even the earliest English uses of "fetus" as a noun refer to any animal, not just human.

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

I heard you have cheese

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

Get your brackets ready! This years Fat Bear Junior Contestants are ready for the floof throw-down

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

@iChris What is his name??

[Jan M 📚 @JayelleMo]

@DiscussingFilm Not out of nowhere, folks.